If I was an artist...
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- ********0
a piece of "relational art" premised on a realt time massively multiplayer game (mmg) that simultaneously craetes a new order of social being by the mere participation in the "game". People across the world will particiapate in "the game" using PDA's, pc's, macs, and other equipment connected to an internet type system, which will create new modes of social exchange and, in fact, new modes of Being. This in turn will bring down all the existing orders, and create a mathematically organised social system, and replace the chaos of the free market.
and fuck off if you think you're gonna steal my idea you basturts!
- Blofeldt0
Now you see, that has no style
- ********0
bollocks, i shouldn't said noffink
*paranoia of his groundbreaking art being stolen*
- Blofeldt0
heh heh, i'm going to steal your idea and create a new world order based upon font usage.
Comic Sans arise, your time has come!
- ********0
don't mock me Blo', your time will come
*write's Blo's name in his "enemies list"
just wait till the revolution comes...
- Blofeldt0
Ha ha, I love the idea of carrying an enemies list.
"We've met before you say? Let me just check my list....."
*unrolls scrappy piece of paper and runs finger down smudged pencil names....
"Ah ha here we are.
I'LL KILL YOU FUCKING CUNT GET OUT MY SIGHT!"
- iLotion0
I would construct a 200ft rubber ducky, that would be set on a course down the Thames, arriving in France where it would proceed to walk across Europe quacking the national anthem.
If that fails I intend to turn the millenium dome upside down - light a fire underneath (creating something of a wok) and stir fry the BNP
- Blofeldt0
Is it ironic to dispose of the BNP in a foreign cooking utensil?
- opiate0
i wouldnt be visiting NT
- iLotion0
Irony is ART Daahling!
- paraselene0
how do you think wes anderson would feel about me adapting his films to novel?
- pascii0
i would create a space where i can share my creativity with peoples i respect. a place where work is not like a burden.
- Mimio0
pascii, I'd wrap that place in plastic and call it art for you.
- vburo0
I would construct a 200ft rubber ducky, that would be set on a course down the Thames, arriving in France where it would proceed to walk across Europe quacking the national anthem.
If that fails I intend to turn the millenium dome upside down - light a fire underneath (creating something of a wok) and stir fry the BNP
iLotion
(Feb 10 05, 08:41)*hands official permission to carry out plans over to ilotion
*transfers 5 million dollars to his bank account
- cosmo0
dolly parton's boobies
- vburo0
can someone invite dopepope to this thread?
- n0rty10
cool thread, i thought i was nuts when i had my idea.
I'd find a freshly built condominium/apartment block, untouched, unpainted from the exterior. Then I'd get a helicopter carrying a large tarpaulin (like they use when putting out bush fires)
and fill the tarpaulin with paint, any colour, and drop it right in the centre of the apartment blocks and just have paint splatter and randomly paint the buildings. I'd repeat this process a few times.
- ********0
i'd take janne's piece and then take a huge shat on it.
genius, am i right? ha ha
- vburo0
that'd be even better if the apts wre actually occupied already, hehe.
- n0rty10
off topic but vormburo your profile pic looks like emilio the spanish butler in Mr Deeds
"I believe you are underestimating the sneakiness."
no offense bruv