If I was an artist...
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- vburo
I would sculpt a miniture White House out of cocaine. Then I'd call it a statement.
Thank god i am not an artist.
What would you create?
- Mimio0
I would create a vortex-sprial of Calvin's pissing on each other.
- -leah-0
aren't we all artists? and if not, can't we be?
janne your cocaine white house is not a fantasy, it can be reality! :P
- paraselene0
clearly none of you have ever licked the white house.
- iLotion0
I'd create a new mount rushmore in the shape of an arse - with blair on one cheek, bush on the other... and oil flowing out of the hole.
- vburo0
[ ideas only please, no comments ]
- jevad0
art schmart
- Blofeldt0
A huge golden pyramid mausoleum in honour of myself, with a mercury moat, guarded by a terracotta army style secondhand car lot.
It would cover roughly 5 square miles and I'd have to flatten Hanwell and most of West Ealing to construct it, and all the workers would be killed when it's finished and buried inside.
I'm expecting my lottery grant to come through next week
- paraselene0
damn! now i've had to come up with an idea so that i can post in this thread.
idea: a saussurian linguistic theory of programming languages represented only with orchids and interpretive dance
post: lmfao blofeldt! you rock!
- vburo0
hahahaha! keep 'em coming!
this thread has potential.
- mogwai0
who was wearing that t-shirt that read "Most Art is Boring"
hahaha.
- -leah-0
i would get an artists grant from the government, buy a whole crap load of liquor, party my brains out, then use all the empty bottles to make a coffee table and call it "grant 10233", submit it in a art show, and sell it for a few thousand bucks
(this is actually a true story, i was at an art show where this guy actually did this! lol!)
- Rand0
I've decided to carve giant faces of four NTers on the side of a mountain in South Dakota-- who should they be?
- jevad0
I would knock down the eiffel tower and rebuild it in legos.
NT faces on a mountain?
k0na
Janne
Sapphire
Derek
- Blofeldt0
An examination of post war Britain’s social topography, including sub strata’s dealing with emerging Asian/ British and Caribbean/British identity represented by.....
...A 5000ft porcelain Statue of me built by Guatemalan dwarf children.
- vburo0
wendell, carver, the_teacher and rasko.
- vburo0
haha, Blofeldt cracks me up!
- jevad0
oooo shit - thats teh one!
- Blofeldt0
In honour of the NT/Rushmore idea, i propose to carve 4 NTer's arses into the white cliffs of Dover, or Mt Snowden depending upon planning permission.
- vburo0
I would make a giant wax-like Santa holding up a butt-plug and call it criticism on consumerism and sell it to the city of Rotterdam for many many thousands of euro's, so they can place it somewhere in the heart of the city.
oh wait, this actually DID happen!!
- vburo0
here's a page about it with links to articles..