If I was an artist...
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- Gorbie0
linearch will have you reciting shakespeare if you keep listening to him...
vormburo speaks english good.
- Mimio0
I would create a vortex-sprial of Calvin's pissing on each other.
- pascii0
i would create a space where i can share my creativity with peoples i respect. a place where work is not like a burden.
- paraselene0
how do you think wes anderson would feel about me adapting his films to novel?
- -leah-0
aren't we all artists? and if not, can't we be?
janne your cocaine white house is not a fantasy, it can be reality! :P
- Gorbie0
my project....
i would paint the most beautiful portrait ever painted. then i'd take a picture with a digital camera. load the pic on a computer, burn it onto a compact disc, hang the disc on a with a nail, and distroy the original painting.
- Mimio0
pascii, I'd wrap that place in plastic and call it art for you.
- paraselene0
clearly none of you have ever licked the white house.
- vburo0
I would construct a 200ft rubber ducky, that would be set on a course down the Thames, arriving in France where it would proceed to walk across Europe quacking the national anthem.
If that fails I intend to turn the millenium dome upside down - light a fire underneath (creating something of a wok) and stir fry the BNP
iLotion
(Feb 10 05, 08:41)*hands official permission to carry out plans over to ilotion
*transfers 5 million dollars to his bank account
- iLotion0
I'd create a new mount rushmore in the shape of an arse - with blair on one cheek, bush on the other... and oil flowing out of the hole.
- vburo0
[ ideas only please, no comments ]
- jevad0
art schmart
- cosmo0
dolly parton's boobies
- vburo0
can someone invite dopepope to this thread?
- vburo0
haha, great idea. for real.
- Blofeldt0
A huge golden pyramid mausoleum in honour of myself, with a mercury moat, guarded by a terracotta army style secondhand car lot.
It would cover roughly 5 square miles and I'd have to flatten Hanwell and most of West Ealing to construct it, and all the workers would be killed when it's finished and buried inside.
I'm expecting my lottery grant to come through next week
- n0rty10
cool thread, i thought i was nuts when i had my idea.
I'd find a freshly built condominium/apartment block, untouched, unpainted from the exterior. Then I'd get a helicopter carrying a large tarpaulin (like they use when putting out bush fires)
and fill the tarpaulin with paint, any colour, and drop it right in the centre of the apartment blocks and just have paint splatter and randomly paint the buildings. I'd repeat this process a few times.
- paraselene0
damn! now i've had to come up with an idea so that i can post in this thread.
idea: a saussurian linguistic theory of programming languages represented only with orchids and interpretive dance
post: lmfao blofeldt! you rock!
- nick0
i'd take janne's piece and then take a huge shat on it.
genius, am i right? ha ha
- vburo0
that'd be even better if the apts wre actually occupied already, hehe.