stupidest injury
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- CaP
saturday, 4:20 am:
while going with a friend from one bar to the other in the old center of barcelona i saw a beer can standing on top these 1 meter high iron poles used to prevent cars from parking over the sidewalk. WHAM! i hit the can with a circular kick and the can hits my friend.laughs (from my side) and swearing (from his side).
saturday, 4:24 am:
since i liked the joke so much, i decide to repeat it with another can that was on top of another iron pole. but since my friend was a little further away, the kick should have been harder. i take a look at my friend... take a look at the can... WHAM!...missed.
laughs (from his side), swearing (from my side).
a broken bone on my right foot.
what's your stupidest injury??
- Spix0
haha...sorry,.
- bomy_dick0
u should hit the can with your head nex t time..
- ricstultz0
haha, ouch..
- FTC0
hahaha, pretty clever.
lol.
er i banged my face on my door frame this morning just walking out of my room,
:| bit normal.
- tymeframe0
rope swing on a camping trip...
I had slack in the rope and didn't realize it. I jumped off the rock into mid air. When rope caught tention, it snapped me off dropping me 5 feet onto some large rocks, landing on my side and back.
I slipped off the rocks and into the water, where I was supposed to land originally. A 2 hour hike out of the woods to get 7 stitches in my hand was the result. And yes, there were a lot of witnesses.
It sucked, but could have been a lot worse.
- mg330
I'd have thought you started the "i'm an idiot" thread!
- dippy0
In one of my old apartments, I was heading from the living room to the bedroom. Instead of turning on the hallway light, I figured it was no big deal and just turned all the lights off. Sho nuff, instead of walking down the hallway, I walked into a wall. It was like getting punched in the eye. I had a massive blood clot on my brow for a week.
- CaP0
ha ha ha ha, timeframe...
it's just like a simpson's episode. did you go "duh" everytime you were falling? ;)
- jevad0
walked through a plate glass window.
it was very clean
- QuincyArcher0
back in ye old high school days, i was walking down a hall way, and someone through open a door, and i sort of walked into it as it hit me, if that makes any sense.
my head took most of the blow. it knocked me down.
- CaP0
walked through a plate glass window.
it was very clean
jevad
(Jan 19 05, 08:32)++++++
well, i've had that one a couple of times... luckily, both times the glass was very strong and didn't break.
now that i think about it, naming this thread "I'm stupid" was not far away from the truth... :P
- dc_again0
when i was about 8 years old my older brother was baby sitting me and the new video for the Rock Steady Crew came on the TV. my brother persuaded me to act out the somersault they do, where one guy puts his hands between his legs, and another guy grabs them and whips him into the air, thus causing him to somersault.
didn't happen like that.
when my parents came home they couldn't understand why i only had one shoulder, as i wouldn't tell on my brother. when we got to hospital they were even more confused when they found out i had a boken collarbone.
damn Rock Steady Crew.
- paraselene0
helping a girlfriend break into her house (whilst playing hooky, mind you), i attempted a leap from the branch of an oak tree to the sash of a second-floor window.
seeing as how i'm unexpectedly subject to the laws of gravity, the 10-foot leap was a bit much for me and i crashed to the pavement, shattering my tailbone.
good excuse not to procreate: should i ever attempt to give birth in a natural way, the crown of the child's head would shatter it all over again.
stupid or sad? you be the judge.
- paraselene0
damn d.c.! that's a mighty touching tale about filial loyalty. most men would have squealed...
- rabattski0
slapstick! :) anyways the usual for me. walked thru a glass door as well (couple of times). sliced my thumb almost entirely off with a switchblade. dozens of electrocutions by taking stuff apart and forgetting the plug and/or putting nails etc. in the wallsocket. the list goes on and on.
- abizzyman0
fell out of tree when I was a bit younger...
... broke my wrist and fractured 6 vertebrae in my back...
... I should probably be about 3 inches taller according to my doctors - but had some issues w/my back -
also... broke my wrist again - sprained both legs... and bruised my kidney in a snowboarding accident that left me peeing blood for a week.
... I've got a few more - but those are some doozies.
- rabattski0
peeing blood is cool dude! :)
- k0na_an0k0
watched a kung fu movie with the girlfriend. after i walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water.
i hear a shriek from the living room and run in to find her pointing to the love chair screaming 'a spider a spider.' it was huge. so with the spirit of kung fu running through me i for some reason kicked really fucking hard to kill a spider. well. i broke my tiny toe on my right foot. nothing can be done about that except pain releavers and a few months of babying it. so stupid.
- rabattski0
roflmao.... that's just too funny. have it visualized.
- tymeframe0
damn K0na, I choked on my coffee after reading that.
So did you make the "hiii yahh" when you went for the super kick?