stupidest injury
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- blaw0
ha! CaP's date with karma.
- k0na_an0k0
no hiiii yahh, only the ninja cries of pain as i curled up on the floor. fuck. i dont even know for sure if i hit the spider, i mean, it was a helluva kick and i'm sure it wasn't all that accurate. she just made it sound like such a fucking life and death situation i got all wound up and just kicked the shit out of the chair.
the worst part was calling her uncle who is a doctor and having to explain how i hurt my foot. he could hardly stop laughing long enough for the bastard to tell me there is nothing i could do. fuckin a. i could have done nothing to begin with and saved me the embarrasement of calling his ass. fucker.
- anzelina0
when i was young, i think it might have been 4th or 5th grade, we had to run laps inside the gymnasium.
i thought it would be really hilarious to run with my eyes closed and then run into the wall. everyone would laugh, and say 'why'd you run with your eyes closed?' and i'd say 'i guess i was really tired...'
so i ran with my eyes closed and ran into the wall.
DANG did it hurt. my upper lip split open and bleed all over the place. i went to the nurse trying to hold all the blood in my hands.
to this day when my lips get chapped that split is the first to crack. OUCH.
- chossy0
Not telling but I have a scar on my mans secret.
- SteveJobs0
one of myfirst jobs i was standing on a loading doc on a box that stood about 5ft high. next to the box, hanging from the roof was an old rope, which served no obvious purpose, except of course in my mind, to swing out on to over the concrete dock. i gave the rope a solid tug to make sure it was strong and then swung out on it over the dock. then, as i swung out, my body leaned at an almost perfect horizontal position, increasing my distance from the ground, the rope snaps and i land flat on my back, knocking the wind comepletely out of me. i'm not sure i've ever felt that much pain in my entire life.