stupidest injury

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  • paraselene0

    helping a girlfriend break into her house (whilst playing hooky, mind you), i attempted a leap from the branch of an oak tree to the sash of a second-floor window.

    seeing as how i'm unexpectedly subject to the laws of gravity, the 10-foot leap was a bit much for me and i crashed to the pavement, shattering my tailbone.

    good excuse not to procreate: should i ever attempt to give birth in a natural way, the crown of the child's head would shatter it all over again.

    stupid or sad? you be the judge.

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