Office sayings
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- Gucci
someone sees me more than once in the same day:
"you're following me, aren't you?"
- johndiggity0
"don't go in the men's room for 15 minutes"
- ricstultz0
"make it pop"
- gruntt0
"are you fucking retarded?" has been on the tip of my tongue lately. i'll be using it soon.
- Gilt0010
Hasn't been said in a while around here because the "spouter" of the below phrase has since been axed:
"That's HOT!"
- mg330
That blood on the seat isn't mine.
- nburlington0
Yesterday someone actually said
"Do this with due diligence"
I threw my feces at him.
- mg330
I work at a law firm nburlington, I hear that all the time.
- -leah-0
ugh "due dilligance" is my least favorite
- Gucci0
"it has to be synergistic with the rest of their identity"
I'd like to synergize my fist with a well timed throw at your neck.
- gruntt0
"nuts or neck?" - i say this with balled fists.
- Dublao70
"god I need a nap"
- k0na_an0k0
'please get your hand off my boob.'
my response is always 'i thought that was my boob.'
- tymeframe0
"don't drop your droors infront of clients"
- ********0
"are you fucking retarded?"
gruntt
(Jan 5 05, 13:29)
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That's asking to be used.
- gruntt0
"pull my finger. too late"
- tymeframe0
i gotta use that one K0na
- SoulFly0
when someone wears a tie or suit to a casual workplace
'Sooo... how was the interview?'
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. these are really funny. the nuts or neck one made me laugh. hahaha.
on a serious note i used to hear 'i don't care what the demographics say, i want it my way' all the time. she was fired last week cause all her ideas were bombing in the numbers. haha.
- k0na_an0k0
"don't go in the men's room for 15 minutes"
johndiggity
(Jan 5 05, 13:28)
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AAAHAHAHAHA!i really wish that was was said here but the bastards let you walk into the stink like it's a brick wall.
- zombiewoof0
Boss sez:
"can I see you in my office for a minute" followed by "close the door, will ya"shitstorm appraoching...