Office sayings
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- k0na_an0k0
'please get your hand off my boob.'
my response is always 'i thought that was my boob.'
- tymeframe0
"don't drop your droors infront of clients"
- moth0
"are you fucking retarded?"
gruntt
(Jan 5 05, 13:29)
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That's asking to be used.
- gruntt0
"pull my finger. too late"
- tymeframe0
i gotta use that one K0na
- SoulFly0
when someone wears a tie or suit to a casual workplace
'Sooo... how was the interview?'
- Gucci0
"somebody shoot me"
- opiate0
fucking asshole
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. these are really funny. the nuts or neck one made me laugh. hahaha.
on a serious note i used to hear 'i don't care what the demographics say, i want it my way' all the time. she was fired last week cause all her ideas were bombing in the numbers. haha.
- moth0
"Does he play golf?"
- favorite of my directors.
- k0na_an0k0
"don't go in the men's room for 15 minutes"
johndiggity
(Jan 5 05, 13:28)
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AAAHAHAHAHA!i really wish that was was said here but the bastards let you walk into the stink like it's a brick wall.
- spendogg0
"its colder than a witches tit" i got that one alot today - it is like 4 degrees here where i am at
- JazX0
55 year-old next to me once goes 'It's your nickle' as he answers the phone
- BobRains0
Do we have any budget left from 04' we could use for this?
The answer is always no
- zombiewoof0
Boss sez:
"can I see you in my office for a minute" followed by "close the door, will ya"shitstorm appraoching...
- spendogg0
whenever someone does something retarded we look at someone else and say "thats your boy" (girl gets used alot as well)
- drunktank0
I seem to hear
"that is your last written warning"
quite often
- Gucci0
a client just said this to me:
hopefully we can still meet tonight if the weather isnt to bad its suppose to get worser tongiht
- MXS0
"your fired"
sorry, too much http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Appreā¦
- RADDL0
One time I had to put a form element in a page, and the client wanted to know when he could have it by, so he says,
"What's the vector on that widget?"
I blinked a few times, then I shadow kicked him in the throat.