Office sayings
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- -sputnik-0
how about "its not a problem, its an opportunity"
- chossy0
"turn a negative into a positive"
- MXS0
"lets touch base"
or
"make sure we're singing from the same hymn sheet" always makes me crack a smile
- k0na_an0k0
"you make the difference"
it's on all of out collateral and is branded into our brains the second we walk in the door.
ok then cockbag, if i make such a difference why are you paying me shit when we just got a company wide phone message 2 days ago praising how we're going to make 320 million in the next 3 weeks. AND, yesterday when it was snowing like a mutha, did you all leave at 1 cause it was so bad, but have us all stay here till 5 when it had turned the roads into a nightmare. yeah. i make the difference.
- chossy0
I always say while running out a suit "everythings fucked" my boss used to freak out but now he knows that I totally over react at everything so he just tells me to "get back in and sort it and stop being a mad cunt" actuall verbatim there folks.
- radar0
"can you have a draft ready on Friday" - at 4pm on Thursday!
- MX_OnD0
"it's not YOUR problem"
when pointing out somehting that affects YOUR work....
"I get paid to deal with things like this"
and then they proceed to NOT deal with it....
- radar0
and why do people always talk about the weather on the elevator?
- hot_fs010
'You bitches'.
- MX_OnD0
"suck it and see"
- Gucci0
"FYI"
- silentseven0
My boss always says " Let's face it designers arent marketeers. Designers just make things pretty and if they were to own a business it would fail."
And..
"Can we watermark a picture there and another one there on that?"
"The message is not clear... It needs to pop more."
And cant forget the classic
"Discover the (company name here)'s Advantage/ Difference !"
- Gucci0
"let's touch base" is amazing
"Bob's your uncle"
- benfal990
"YAH!"
and
"YAAAH!"
- k0na_an0k0
"we have a new job that we needed yesterday."
to which i reply - you should have come to me yesterday.
- blaw0
- MX_OnD0
you work with steve grimmet?
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blaw
(Jan 6 05, 08:47)naw just this guy too lazy to do his job so instead of himn doing it he'd just get you to try it out....
- gruntt0
"the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off due to budget cuts"
- Gucci0
clients do the strangest things to client service.
I love it when a client service lady runs at me like Terry-fucking-Tate...this is a woman who has no business running, but all the business in the world on a pro bowl line.I fear the docket.