Toilet Talk
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- grayhood0
anyone here ever piss yourself at a bar/restraunt?
- ricstultz0
I dont mind talking while pissing... but i really hate when I'm sitting on the can and someone starts sparking up conversation... not exactlly the time to chit chat.
- waynepixel0
Dont talk, Dont ever talk. Erverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Only talk IF.
1> My dick full off.
2> I piss over you.
Thanks you
- Point50
Interesting thread. I can piss anywhere anytime. Let us recount the ways:
- In a sink at a softball field on a Fri. night in high school
- In an empty gallon jug on the I-15 en route to Coachella 2001 (also did the same thing stuck in traffic in the back of my friend's jeep wrangeler while stuck in traffic on the way to a Seahawks game in Seattle)
- into the pirate lagoon at Treasure Island from the pation of a nightclub
- in about 20 various locations in Lake Havasu... and so many other places. Always talking the whole time I'm doing it, maybe even passin a drink. The only problem I have when pissing next to somebody is trying to not kick up a splasher on their pant leg..
- ********0
a long time ago I got drunk at a friend's wedding. We were staying overnight in the stately suburban home of friends of the bride's parents. As soon as we got there I got the spins and ran for the bathroom, and it quickly became clear I would have to make a choice between sitting on the toilet or hugging it. I chose the former, with the result of projectile vomiting all over the fleece bathmat and radiator. My wife found me naked on my ands and knees, trying to clean things up with the bathmat. Still, I think I made the right choice.
- ********0
whoops, ha ha-- that never really happened
- ********0
hahahaha oh man i had food poisoning like that one time before basketball practice in HS... i definitely sat my ass down and puked on the cement
- ********0
liar!
- grayhood0
hahaha rand, i had to make a similar choice once, i too think i made the right choice. though the poor girl whose bathroom it was held a grudge for the next three years. i was too embarassed to explain how much worse that mess could have been.
- ********0
hahaha grayhood
- ********0
haha
- ********0
sooner or later in life we all have to make the difficult choices-- all we can do is pray for wisdom.
by the way, gh, we were leaving the movie Sideways at the Ritz the other day, and I think I saw you in a group of people outside-- I couldn't face up to meeting anyone new so i didn't say anyhing.
- Gilt0010
Heh, I walked into the bathroom at work one time and this dude was peein' in the urinal hands free and flossing his teeth. How bout that one.
I always heard it was funny to take some peanut butter into the bathroom and whilst taking a dump you'd dip some toilet paper in the jar and then drop it right under the divider.
- chossy0
the worst is when a big fat dude stands next to you drunk spits into the urinal burps like he is going to puke starts a sloppy piss and then farts really loosly and then turns to you winks and says 'better an empty flat than a bad tennant eh? eh?' and then slaps you on the back.
- mayo0
okay, here's a question: For the times when you need to make the choice, can't you sit on the toilet and then puke in the tub? cleans up easier that way, just turn on the water...assuming the tub is next to the toilet.
- ********0
I think I peed myself.
Yep.