Toilet Talk
Toilet Talk
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a long time ago I got drunk at a friend's wedding. We were staying overnight in the stately suburban home of friends of the bride's parents. As soon as we got there I got the spins and ran for the bathroom, and it quickly became clear I would have to make a choice between sitting on the toilet or hugging it. I chose the former, with the result of projectile vomiting all over the fleece bathmat and radiator. My wife found me naked on my ands and knees, trying to clean things up with the bathmat. Still, I think I made the right choice.