Toilet Talk
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- mrdobolina0
hahah gruntt, "this gonnorhea is killing me"
- abstrakt0
mayo, ew.
- grafholic0
girls bathroom at a bar is always fun though -- so much gossipping (and so much garbage talk), it always makes me laugh.
with that having been said, i just came back from bathroom and there was this woman who talked on her cellphone the whole time she was there.
i would hate to be on the other side of the line.
- -sputnik-0
chatty dumps are a no-no in my book.
a guy over here apparently brushes his teeth at the urinal. is this common?
- mg330
Well everyone must know that i do naughty things with fake blood in the urinal.
- grayhood0
haha, jazx learned something.
- BonSeff0
phone calls on the shitter is the way to go.. so is paying bills.
- gruntt0
kinda on topic - my father taught me this important rule.
Always shit while on the clock and never work while off the clock.
- mg330
A friend swears that he sits and plays games on his ipod.
- ********0
- grayhood0
wise words gruntt.
- -sputnik-0
sorta funny that you sh*t on the clock, gruntt, considering your handle and all.
hehe
- ********0
lol
- gruntt0
hahahaha!
- QuincyArcher0
Man, people ALWAYS talk to me while i'm trying pee.
While i was using the urinal at school a while back, this guy in the database class i was in walks in, takes the urinal next to mine and says "So, you're pretty good with databases, huh?"
I was all like "AHHHH! NO!!!"
then there was this other time, also at school, when i walked into the bathroom, just in time to see this guy turn around from the toilet, who hadn't bothered to put himself away yet.
I actually ran back out the door, shielding my eyes.
- Spix0
yeah. really annoyed.
- grayhood0
somtimes i like to drop my pants down to my ankles when i pee at a urinal. i breeze helps me relax.
- k0na_an0k0
i put my hands on the wall like i'm being held up by a sexy masked gunmen when i piss.
- gruntt0
ahhh another great day at NT.
thanks ya crazy bastards.
i'm going home now.
- ********0
i cant even pee if somebody is next to me... or shit while anybody else is in the washroom... i can pee if somebody is in a stall though, i just have to flush the urinal to get me goin...
unless im drunk.. then none of what i just said applies.