Your girlfriend...
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- dopepope0
...can eat her weight in chum.
- mrdobolina0
went directly to disneyworld after performing in that play.
- ********0
.. got her shit pushed in by TF
- dopepope0
...is always managing to get cat shit caught in her throat.
- mrdobolina0
has a "Where's the Beef?" T-shirt.
- dopepope0
...is mesmerized by weebles.
- Ico0
Has crabs!
- BonSeff0
put her stank all up in the joint
- dopepope0
...has a healthy fear of mustard.
- buddylee0
...kisses you after she blows me???
- dopepope0
...is a giant amongst pigeons.
- BonSeff0
now with 37% more vagsh
- TransFatty0
aborted your baby then went to disneyworld
- toe_knee0
has periods made of raisins and old sparrow carcasses
- ********0
.. is not worth posting on uglypeople.com
- toe_knee0
likes to be punched in her badger with a leg of ham
- toe_knee0
uses cows tounge as panty liner
- ********0
.. is tubgirl
- ********0
eats sheepshit with her cornflakes
- toe_knee0
speaks in monotone so as not to wake to dead