Your girlfriend...
Your girlfriend...
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- mrdobolina
has a mustache like Andre Dawson.
- sherman0
I think thats the dirty sanchez from last night?
- dopepope0
Your GF eats chocolate chip cookie dough out of the skull.
- dopepope0
Your GF punched a vacuum cleaner in the heart.
- Scottizzle0
left her shirt at my crib.
- welded0
...is actually me.
- canuck0
easy, son. don't get so personal.
- dopepope0
...can't make a fist.
- TransFatty0
... unless you attach a car battery to her ankles ....
- Scottizzle0
kid? heh.
- dopepope0
...stinks like tooth decay and ass.
- grafholic0
has armpit breath
- ********0
is a fucktooth
- dopepope0
...dreams of a world without pissclams.
- Scottizzle0
has poop on her boobies.
r. kelly must be around.
- dopepope0
...carries a briefcase and has a beak.
- mrdobolina0
has a peg-arm
- grafholic0
twists everything you say to fuel her anger.
- mrdobolina0
is a trannie stripper from Jersey City.
- gruntt0
eats wheat thicks®
- dopepope0
...knows what pain tastes like.