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- toe_knee0
drinks man youghurt with a spatchula
- dopepope0
...best resembles mashed potatoes with teeth.
- mrdobolina0
wears a kevlar bra.
- mrdobolina0
collects beanie babies.
- dopepope0
...is entranced by the rapid succession of sounds when one speaks the word 'bitchtits'.
- ********0
is still waiting for that phone call from the swan
- mrdobolina0
is a shotgirl for old crow
- dopepope0
...is allergic to her own blood.
- ********0
gave jake the snake a ddt
- dopepope0
...likes to be choked till her eyes hemorrhage.
- mrdobolina0
was stallone's stunt double in 'over the top'
- ********0
is a model for trucker magazine
- dablammit0
Doesn't exist.
At least not anymore.
- mrdobolina0
is a cross between wendy o williams and grace jones but with a lazy eye.
- TransFatty0
likes to raised up a pole at midnight
- dopepope0
...can summon chocolate chip demons.
- grafholic0
is pmsing 24/7, 265
- dopepope0
...has seen the future and it pissed on her.
- mrdobolina0
runs cockfights
- dopepope0
...was in a school play in 4th grade and her only line was "spit in my asshole motherfucker".