Your girlfriend...
Your girlfriend...
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- toe_knee0
...looks distainfully at her vulva
- toe_knee0
keeps her false feet in her lunchbox
- mrdobolina0
wears a burlap thong.
- toe_knee0
has a detatchable fetus
- dopepope0
...laughs uncomfortably when she farts blood.
- Grey|Death0
pisses standing up
- mrdobolina0
nervous laughter, haha
- toe_knee0
can throw pain at peoples faces
- dopepope0
lol @ toe knee
- mrdobolina0
is the dungeon master.
- dopepope0
...is very cute when she chews the heads off of squirrels.
- toe_knee0
has webbed arms and surround sound uglyness
- mrdobolina0
has "cockdiesel" tattooed on her gums.
- toe_knee0
can sense danger after it happens
- dopepope0
...did a little experimenting with cannibalism in college.
- toe_knee0
plays mindgames with her shoes
- mrdobolina0
dated Lemmy before meeting you.
- dopepope0
...is half shark alligator half man.
- mrdobolina0
can throw a thousand pound walrus right through a brick wall.
- toe_knee0
has two left feet that point right