Funny fighting
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- k0na_an0k0
hahaha gruntt. touche'
- gruntt0
kOna - when i saw your vegas pictures i knew you looked familar. sorry for the misunderstanding those many years ago... but your friend did look at me funny!
- jevad0
funny thread
- blaw0
had to fight naked once.
it taught me to use the following sentence... "so, how long has it been since you and your boyfriend broke up?"
- hiphoprelic0
Neighborhood bully, Travis and I got into some shit when I was like 10. He says "Bet you won't step across this line," and puts down a baseball in the dirt. When I put my foot across the line, he dropped me.
I got up to see my little brother flying through the air onto Travis' back. Confused, he tried to swing my brother off, so I hit him in the stomache a few times.
He threw my bro off and began chasing me around this huge pile of dirt in my neighbor's yard. He slipped so I lobbed a dirt clod the size of your head over my shoulder and hit him square in the head.
The bull was now furious and confused. As he chased my bro and I, we got a-hold of some vines off a muscadine bush and the chase revesed with my bro and me whipping the shit out of this big fucker.
He grabbed a hunk of concrete and raised his arm. My friends who were watching and laughing said "you not gonna throw that." His face swirled with sweat and dirt, he threw it hard as he could at the ground and ran off crying.
We jumped in the air rejoicing and yelling mean shit at him. This did not make our next run in with Travis very pleasant.
- hiphoprelic0
Oh yeah...
Travis is now a cop back in my home town.
- gruntt0
hipho - i see former bullies on the police force back in my hometown. thats scary shit.
- gruntt0
*bump - cause it's funny
- hiphoprelic0
yup.
The bully in that story pulled me over a few years ago. I hadn't seen this guy since we were alot younger and it was dark.
I got out of the car and he walked up real slow. He was still feet taller than me and big.
He said, "Lex, you know what I could do to you right now? I could do this..." and he put his shoulder into me and pretended to throw a punch.
I almost shit. Then he laughed and told me to slow it down. He asked what I had been up to and then let me go.
Real funny.
- k0na_an0k0
when i was 20 my buddies uncle owned a shite hole bar in belvidere called cadies bar and grill. we'd go there on weekends cause he'd let us drink. so one friday night i get all dressed up and drive there to meet my friend chad... who was a real hard ass who always seemed to be fighting there. it was his uncles bar so i guess he could.
i walk in the back door to find three hispanic dudes beating the hell out of chad at the bottom of the wheelchair ramp that led to the bar. so i jumped in and just tried to pull a guy or two off him. i didn't even throw a punch.
a second later i shit you not something was yelled in spanish and they all stopped, next thing i know chad and i are getting maced to fuck.
i'll tell you what. i'm not afraid to admit it but i yelled like a little bitch. i woudln't wish that on anyone. ever. that is some mean hardcore shit. they ran out as the rest of the people in the bar ran down and as chad and i were rolling around yelling and screaming they carried us into the bathroom and in our nice clothes we were splashing water in our eyes and faces like we were on fire and our lives depended on it. for 30 minutes we did that shit. at first i had to force my eyes open to get the water in. crazy ass shit mace is.
chad had it worse cause he had an open cut or two on his lip that stung to high hell he said when the mace hit.
haha. after a few beers that night we were laughing, but it looked like we had just spent an hour or so under a tanning bed. we were beat red. wicked shit.
- hiphoprelic0
OUCH!
That blows, kOna.
I once got a little mace in my eyes from some released in a room and after flooding my eyes with water forever the burn sort of slacked off, but not really.
- _salisae_0
had to fight naked once.
it taught me to use the following sentence... "so, how long has it been since you and your boyfriend broke up?"
blaw
(Dec 13 04, 12:29)lol!
*realizes blaw may be a girl
- kezza_20
My home town in the north of England has one of the worst reps. for fighting. There have been full scale race riots and the like on saturday nights. Between 17 and 19, when I got the hell out and moved to London, not a fortnight went by without some altercation. I've been knocked out cold because I didn't have a cigarette, initiated a kebab house brawl for jumping the cue. fights in cab lines, fights for looking at someones girlfriend, started a nightclub brawl for falling off a revolving dancefloor in Leeds, been caught up with 10 friends in a fight with nightclub bouncers...that was messy.
The best one though was when we did a runner from a cab (we were young) across a golf course. I was bringing up the rear, as I hadn't been across the golf course I didnt notice the 8ft drop into the bunker on the 17th. Fell in head first, followed shortly by the cabbie. We traded a few blows, then I felt guilty and paid the fare.
- kezza_20
Christ this thread has made me think about stuff I havent thought about in a long time.
- chossy0
woah I stopped posting in this thread cause it all got a bit out of hand! I come back and you guys are still at it.
- MLVR0
I once found an empty can of mace when I were abouts to have a pee in the bushes.. took it up.. realized it were empty... but apparently there were some mace on the outside of the can... I realized that while peeing... felt like doing a savannah 500 by yourself...
- lvl_130
ah yeah! fight!
- blaw0
*realizes blaw may be a girl
_salisae_
(Dec 13 04, 14:13)----
so i'm guessing you've seen me throw a baseball.