Funny fighting
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gruntt
(Dec 13 04, 08:38)I never found the rave either. My mate did. He got lost on the way home and a farmer invited him for a "fine" breakfast.
I limped for hours.
- chossy0
MLVR once when I was about 12 these guys ganged up n me and tied me to a lamp post and kicked my ass for me then left me. I managed to get free and then got on my bike and went round to each of there houses and battered them on there door steps man v man there parents were going mental at me but I didn't care. Writting that has made me full of adrenaline again I can remember it like it was yesterday.
- MLVR0
Me and some friends were on our way to a garage in a mall to skateboard since it was snow outside. When we went off the bus we saw a group of skinheads on distance and they saw us... they started to run after us and scream 'fucking niggers' (to a bunch of white guys :-) chasing us over a parking lot throwing molotov coctails after us...
- MLVR0
hehe chossy... good work :-)
- chossy0
Really! jesus.
- iLotion0
hehe. Remember this one time on a train a bunch of neo-nazis got on and started having a go at me and a mate - one turned round to me and said his son (this little kid) was gonna repeatedly kick me in the balls and if I reaised a hand to him there would be "pieces of me scattered from here to London"... My quick thinking mate turned round and explained that we were both Policemen called in off a break because of a security alert in London... We spend an hour having a lovely chat with skinheads about life in the Met - Weird.
- Peter0
I was getting beat up once. My friend was sitting on me, on my arms, couldn't move at all. He kept beating my shoulder. He beat it for what seemed like hours. It got so bad that even the slightest touch hurt bad. But he kept at it.
But I couldn't stop calling him names, just for fun. I was screaming in pain, laughing, while getting beaten up.
- jox0
About 2 years ago in Milan, Italy me and my (ex)girlfriend crossed a busy street, with the green light on of course. We were almost over when this little white car came towards the crosswalk with GREAT speed and I just knew he wouldn't be able to break, but with about an arm's length, he stops with screaming tires ON the crosswalk. My girl yells something about him being a stupid jerk. He then pulls down the window and calls her bitch or something in italian and does that classical hand gesture.
I walked up to his car and gave him a mighty kick right in the door, denting it up real nice. I seriously thought he would explode after that. His face turned red, he was screaming like crazy, so he takes off the seat belt ready to go and "beat me up", but ... hahahah, he couldn't get out, the door was too twisted.
People on the street who saw the whole thing laughed with me as he tried to climb out his window to run after me exactly when the lights turned green and 200 cars behind him were honking and yelling things.
Not exactly a "fight" though.
- gruntt0
*bump
nice one jox.
:)
- _salisae_0
so did anyone see you running around in your nudies, choss?
i wanna see pictures! wah! ;)
- Stalock0
This thread is crackin me up!
Especially like the 'suzuki' Kid story! lol!
- lvl_130
i want more!
- MLVR0
This thread seems to have turned into a 'crazy true stories thread' so i'll continue with that.
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In sweden we celebreate midsummer which is a big thing for us. ppl go out in the archipelago, having bbq's and gets piss drunk and shags in the nature. alot of girls lose their virginity this evening. anyway.. years ago my brother and his friends were out at someones holiday house and during the afternoon they were water skiing going pass all the jetties where people were drinking etc. and everyone had a great time until one of the guys wanted to take it a step further and do it nekkid, so he sat down on their jetty and started from that position. unfortunatly his balls were stuck in between two beams.
- rasko40
one night when I was about 18 we had just dropped some acids and were waiting to come up, walking back to a mates quaffing some special brew on our way for a smoke before going to a club. I digress; My mate lived on this council estate and there was this notorious guy in his forties who lives on the corner, he likes a bit of drink, had a hard son who was older than us and also taught tai kwon do part time, you get the picture.. anyway, as we are walking past he's sitting on his steps drinking a beer and his dog is in the garden, and this 'hard' guy who has an old alsation now has some fucking poodle bouncing around the garden, so we're laughing at this gay little dog and the guy thinks we are laughing at him (which I guess we were), so he starts shouting "you laughing at me ya lil punks huh?" we carry on walking and he's carrying on shouting so I turn around still laughing and I'm the gobby twat "no we laughing at your silly gay dog, you must be Crystal Ken I guess" so the guy starts running across his garden and I'm kinda expecting him to stop or for some back up from my mates but neither happened, but I'm still kinda laughing as the acid is now kicking in.. so this guy leaps over his garden wall and with one foot stil on the wall does a flying kick straight to my face, as I fall I notice my 2 mates running back up to their place falling about laughing as I continue to have a few more kicks to my head, although the sight of them made me continue to laugh like some deranged sadist... it was kinda funny but a little embarrasing later being in a club on acid with a split lip.
- MLVR0
and oh, my bra and his friends are no longer friends with that guy since he lost it toatally after that, he became mentally ill,.
- hiphoprelic0
My friend Chris came over to my house w/ this new friend of his. After drinking most of the day at the pool, all the girls went for more beer.
Standing outside, my friend Rob and I see Chris' new friend punch him and they began to fight. We broke them up and told Chris' new friend to get the fuck out.
When he is leaving, he was talking shit to Chris and reached through the door and popped Chris in the mouth, said "haha" closed the door and ran.
Chris opened the door and gave chase down the street and Rob followed. The guy couldn't run very fast because he was wearing flip-flops but he still kept talking shit as he ran. "you can't catch me..."
Just as he said that, his flip-flop got stuck and he fell on his ass in the street. As he hit the ground, Chris was already in flight and tackled him on the road.
Rob caught up to them and threw in a couple of licks. The guy got up and ran away again. Rob and Chris chased him off throwing his flip-flop's at him and saying "run your ass home with your short ass shorts."
Sucks for that guy especially since he had ridden to my house with Rob and Chris and now had to walk home with no shoes and an ass whipping.
- k0na_an0k0
when i was 19 or so a buddy of mine and i walked into mcdonalds late night in our college town. as we were walking in some little punk was walking out with his buddies and threw a hard shoulder into my friend. then walked out. the bigger guy behind him then got in my buddies face saying 'why did you look at my friend funny?' and my buddy was just like 'hey man, he threw a shoulder into me, i never saw him.' well it escaladed but eventually they walked out of the joint.
we get our food and sit by the window. next thing i know the little guy (maybe 5'3") is in the window yelling saying him and his buddies are going to kick our ass when we come out. i counted maybe 6, which was too many for us to handle but my buddy was a bad ass of a guy. he was like i'll take care of this. so we walked out without finishing and he's ahead of me. he walks right past the short dude, who then gets in my face. my buddy walked right up to the biggest guy without saying a word and like lightning drops him like a sack of shit. the crowd of guys who were yelling have all gone silent and the little dude in my face had turned to see what had happened. as he turns back to me, i didn't feel like going over to the next biggest guy so i hauled off and cracked him right on the bridge of his nose. it kinda happened slow motion. he was mid turn back and i had already started my back swing, as soon as he turned and looked at me my fist was already to him and BLAM, the guy was done. the other dudes looked at each other and ran off. hahaha.
we went back in mcdonalds and finished out food while the cops showed up. we almost got arrested cause the big guy was 17, but they let us off cause we defended ourselves. the two dudes got arrested cause i guess they had beat up a couple guys earlier in the night. haha. i don't think i ever hit somebody as hard in my life. haha. class ring and all.
- gruntt0
one time when I was like 17 I was walking out of McDonalds with my friends. These 2 punks were walking in and I accidently bumped into one. That son of bitch had the nerve to LOOK AT ME FUNNY.
anyone that knows me understands that i CAN"T STAND TO BE LOOKED AT FUNNY! FUNNY LOOKS JUST MAKE ME SNAP!
We kicked their
asses in the parking lot. The cops came and picked one of them up. Apparently he had beaten a hobo with a hammer earlier that day or something crazy like that.
- k0na_an0k0
in high school my buddy shawn and i used to finish off a bottle of jack between us. one night, shit faced we left a party with a few girls. i in one car, he in the other. i was going to spend the night at his place cause my car was there. for some reason, to this day i don't know why, he hit me. as we were walking out i flipped him off jokingly and i think maybe he was trying to impress a girl or whatever, but he ran over with this look in his eye and in about the time it took me to think 'oh fuck' he hit me... hard. knocked me back into the girl i was with and everything. we exchanged some words and went our seperate ways. 2 hours later i finally got dropped off at his place.
i walk in and there he was on the couch passed out. my first thought was to smash him back, but that would be cheap. instead i put his hand in a warm bowl of water and watched him piss his pants. chuckled, then went to bed. in the morning when we got up we had a good laugh and had some eggs. made us better friends for some odd reason.
the side of my face hurt for a day and a half.
- lvl_130
that was awesome. haha, nice.
it seems most short guys think they are bad asses at least in my experiences. no offense to the non -have to prove somethin' short guys : )