Funny fighting
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- chossy
Me first True story
One time I was in my flat in bed and someone came into my flat so I ran to the hall and asked if he knew my flatmate or me then he said something like 'I am gonna rip you apart'. To which I got him in a police style headlock and threw his ass down the stairs he began to run away down the street so I gave chase until I realised that I was utterly naked I mean no socks on or anything I had kicked a guys ass when I was nude and then gave chase down the street. With my wee doofer wiggling about!! :D
- k0na_an0k0
haha.
my buddie and i once jumped a hooker by mistake.
we were passed out asleep in seperate beds of our hotel room in vegas a few years ago. the door busts open slamming against the wall and this figure comes running into the room. instantly i know it hit me, i thought we were dead. i wasn't sure why, but i though someone had broken into the room to rob us and was going to just plain kill us. without hesitation my buddy jumps on the figure first and takes a mighty swing, i soon followed jumping off the bed my adrenaline rushing and swung into the spot in the dark room where i saw the shadow go down striking something soft with a solid thud. then... a woman screams... we stop and look towards the door where our buddy was standing laughing. seems he picked up a hooker, got sauced and came to the room. she busted in drunk and we thought we were dead and jumped her, not knowing who it was. she was steaming mad and a little beaten up. she left saying something about her pimp coming to kill us so we quickly packed the room and asked to be transfered to another. 6 years later we still laugh about that story. i wasn't nekkid but close. only wearin a pair of boxers i punched a hooker. oops. not really my fault though.
- chossy0
oh my :O
That is terribly funny!
- waynepixel0
hahaa. Pimp that bitch-up.
- k0na_an0k0
eh. it was funny as hell but at the same time i think i shit my pants. i really thought we were dead.
it's funny how people say your life flashes before you but i shit you not it did. AFTER we were in our new hotel room and sat down to ponder, THEN it was the funniest fucking thing ever. we beat up a hooker. aaahahahahaaha! for the next 2 days we were there, and the whole flight home we'd just look at each other and start laughing cause we knew we were all thinking about it.
ahh.. good times.
- MLVR0
McMaons Pt. Sydney 02/2004.
I had been up all night finnishing off a school assignment that was due next morning. I went to school, handed it in and went back home and fell a sleep. After 1 or 2 hours I woke up and went for a piss. I lived in a town house and both toilets were located on the second floor so were my bedroom. I went to the toilet and when i were done and opened the door this scary guy was standing right on the other side of the door. I didn't hit him but by reflex I pushed him so he fell down six steps in a small stairs that lead to the big stairs. I backed in to the toilet hanging on to the door and at the same time I heard a bounce and realized that he jumped the big stairs. I ran to my room to put some clothes on and then went to the stairs as well to get out of the house, when I looked down the stairs I saw blood on the carpet. So I didn't dare to go down, instead I ran to my flatmates room and took a golf driver and called the cops. After three minutes 5 cars with cops came and jumped through three different windows (they had told me to stay were I was so I didn't open the door for them).
They put me on the floor with my hands behind my head etc. They didn't catch the burgler but he didn't get away with anything either. Not really fighting... nor funny... just a true story :-)
- gruntt0
my older brother once hit me with a rake.
for christmas this year I bought his 4 year son a pair of cymbals.
sometimes karma takes 25 years.
- MLVR0
gruntt: Last christmas I bought my niece a drum kit. Firs I wanted to buy one of those electric guitars with pre made samples and shit. But realized it's way to easy to just remove the batteries... This year I am gonna buy my brother a ted baker or paulsmith shirt, with the 'target'. And a set of dart arrows to me niece :-D
- chossy0
Yeah guys it is weird I think it is the fight or flight situation. You know wether or not you will freeze up or kick some ass.
well done MLVR
- k0na_an0k0
my older brother once hit me with a rake.
for christmas this year I bought his 4 year son a pair of cymbals.
sometimes karma takes 25 years.
gruntt
(Dec 13 04, 08:22)
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aAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA!
- chossy0
a ha ha ha ha. gruntt
One time my brother pinged one of my nuts as I was walking past him I was out cold pretty much. What can I do to get him back???
- lvl_130
i was on crutches at school back about five years ago. i was kind of teasing this kid that most would consider a 'nerd' . all of a sudden the kid got really pissed and took a swing at me. however, he missed me and punched my crutch. he ended up hurting his hand and that is where the fight ended. i kind of felt bad for the kid. other than that, i've never been in a fight. i'm a pretty scrawny guy and usually try and avoid such things seeing as though i'd probably get my ass kicked : )
- vwsung18t0
my older brother once hit me with a rake.
gruntt
(Dec 13 04, 08:22)i actually stepped on a rake and it came up and hit me in the face like a cartoon. it hurt a lot. if it hit my nose, i know it would have broken it. i break my nose a lot
- MLVR0
I had this guy in my class in high school. His brother once tied him up against the rail in the stairs and hit him with a baseball bat. To get even he throw a mace grenade in to his brother's room. The guy from my class died two years ago from a od. :-/
- lvl_130
"i actually stepped on a rake and it came up and hit me in the face like a cartoon. ..."
hahaha. that is too funny. i once stepped out of my car and fell flat on my ass. the door swung open and bashed the car next to me. i looked down and i kid you not, it was a fucking banana peel!
- gruntt0
in 2nd grade i was trying to get the kid beside me to say "Suzuki" (he had a speech impediment) - i thought it would be funny. He didn't and rightly punched me hard in the stomach. The teacher took us both outside and asked us to explain the situation. She determined that we were both little bastards and paddled us both. We became fast friends.
- chossy0
That reminds me gruntt one time I was at a friends house and one of their children smacked me in the mouth with a pool cue so I picked the little hit up and was about to throww him out the window when my pal came through and asked what I was planning on doing :\
- MLVR0
lvl13 :-D
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also stepped a rake... two 3cm deep wounds in my foot. :-(
- moth0
I got chassed by a Bull in field in Devon whilst looking for a rave. Jumped over a 3 feet hedge and landed in the road about 10 feet below the level of the field.
- gruntt0
ouch moth.
- hiphoprelic0
symbols, nice.
I once chased my brother around the swimming pool until we were each on opposite sides of the pool. In this situation, it is impossible to catch someone because if you go one way, they go another.
I was so mad/frustrated with this stand still, I picked up a wet, dirty mop that was laying on the ground and told him if he said what he was saying one more time I would throw it.
He said it again and before he could finish, I launched the mop at his head.
His eyes got as big as saucers and he just stood there. The mop spun one and a half turns sideways and the dirty, wet string end smacked him right in the face.
He fell out on the ground and my anger gave way to hystericle laughter and there was no more trouble.