Worst Job?
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- liquid0
Genovese - this bitch for a manager used to make us go get hoagies for her but she used to make us get salami from one place, bread from another, peppers from another, etc... But when she was eating you could ask her for anything...and she used to brag about how her son had a lexus and that he was a stock broker and he was only 22... she used to get on the store PA and tell us to make sure we had the vacuum cleaner strapped on to our back... yes I looked like the rocketeer ... we couldnt just hold it we had to wear it...
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the bitch got hers though...I passed by a few years later and I saw a stock kid closing up so I asked if the bitch still worked there.... he said she quit.....seems they had an armed robbery at the store and they tied the bitch up in the back, gagged her and put a gun to her head..... I fell on the floor in laughter... the kid thought I was nuts....
- liquid0
a few more.....
18yrs old- radio shack - they wouldnt let me sell a comp unless I was "certified" so I would get down to the sale and the manager would take it from me... we worked for like $4.50 an hour plus commission which I never got.... we were supposed to have 1-2% in battery sales...I used to somehow get the entire old ladies battery club and I had battery sales of 27%...
19 yrs old - The Wiz - I was the only one out of a staff of 30 who didnt get arrested for stealing..and I never did...except they used to all steal stuff and try to bribe me with it
20 yrs old - Bagel Boy - my boss threatened to hit me because I didn't want to butter a bagel that just came out of the oven...I quit the next day...and threw a brick through one of the soda fridge windows after he gave me the cash
14 yrs old - Sold Hot dogs in a "mini-mall" and made .25 on every sale..unfortunately I only sold about 8 hot dogs a day.. my mom had a shop there...
- sureshot0
slicing onions. serious..
it was farking cold, and @ the end of tha day my eyes looked like i was hit by cassius clay..
- dablammit0
Yeah I did the prep cook thing at ruby tuesdays for awhile and doing 100lbs of onions on a friday night just sucks. I cried and cried and cried. I loved that job though, so many one nighters with the waitresses.
:)
- sureshot0
wurd dablammit ...
but at least you had some pretty waitresses around you..i envy you...this gentleman right here..was slicing them onions in a white Darth Vader suit..i had to wear that shit..
otherwise .. i would be like
andre2000 ...icecold.
- blackspade0
my worst job
(dish pig) washing dishes all night
mopping toilet floors
yeap.
- dzibel0
lanscaping company working 7pm to 7am.
- BonSeff0
9th grade - refurbishing a run-down water park for a cokehead.
then lifeguarding the hicks that showed up.
- hick0
barback in a country/western bar...cleaning chew spit out of ash trays...
*shudder
- DutchBoy0
sucking out shit and piss and chemicals out of the ground..literally, with a huge heavy hose connected to a big stinking truck. i just did it to find out what this work would be like.
i only did it one day though, had the worst lunch-break ever.
- auricom0
1. redoing a boiler room at a paper plant. (i lost like 15lbs in one 12hr shift)
2. working for Dave Matthews.
actually, i hated both equally.
- nextseason0
camel puller
- kezza_20
1. Door to door salesman
2. Car park attendant
3. kitchen hand
4. student union doorman.
5. building site workhated it all, still kept me in disco bisquits and beer in my formative years.
- jevad0
peeling prawns for a seafood restaurant in hong kong one summer...but having said that - i worked with a chinese triad who hooked me up with the BEST opium laced black nepalese hash I'd ever had....so it wasn't all bad
- spongebob0
Worst job.
- nessdog0
1. Care assistant- I had to regularly clean shit off peoples asses, empty catheter bags (and measure the urine). One dood was dying of cancer and used to excrete this tar like substance from his ass constantly, so I had to clean his sheets and ass at least once an hour.
2. cleaning toilets.
3. Kitchen assistant in an alzheimers and PD home. I once walked in on a vicar having a wank. Lovely. Another time I got attacked by an old biddy with a banana- scary bitch.
- JamesEngage0
Working in a supermarket me and my work colleague had to stand under a ceiling panel that had a dead seagull on it, maggots were dripping through the ceiling into the open freezers, so we had to stand there and everytime a maggot fell down we had to step on it, the shop was open while this was happening so we had to act like nothing was happening.... even though they had given us hard hats?!?!?! to wear.... brilliant!
- snowcat0
worked @ a vitamin / breath mint manufacturer once, was press operator & quality control. although it was a bad job (hard work, low pay, sorbitol in your skin for weeks), i got to do...interesting things with the mints. we made lots of batches where every other mint had a drop of machine oil in the center...others with human hairs running through them... suffice it to say, don't eat "penguin" caffeinated mints ;p
of course the fedex running/package handling sucked, as did selling cotton candy @ seattle's kingdome...before it got imploded
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- DutchBoy0
haha, omg, engage, tell me, you're joking right!?
also i have done many many more shitty jobs when i studied and before that..
like Kezza i have also been a door-to-door salesman, i hated it so much, but you got paid by the number of items sold, and i was quite fanatic at the time, thus making a good share of money.
- spaniard0
slaughter house, 12 hour shifts in refrigerated temperatures in middle of the summer -
the horror, the horror ...