Simpsons Subliminals
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- jox0
I don't think the funniest moments are the most obvious ones, for instance something that made me laugh so hard was this phone conversation:
Marge got this phone operator job at the church:
Moe: Hello?
Marge: Hello!
Moe: Who's this?
Marge: Umm... im the... uh, listen lady!
Moe: Yeah? Well.. listen, lady!Hahahah.
Doesn't sound that funny now though, yeah well i guess you had to be there.
- frankbb0
Bart: I want to be emancipated
Homer: you don't want to be a dude anymore?
- watt10
One of the funniest lines is when Ralph falls over and says -
I bent my wookie...
- the-saint0
"Sun rise sunset
sunrise sun set
and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
they ain't got no bananas"
- the-saint0
"everything is gonna be alright as long as they don't send us to the that terrible planet of the aps,
wait a minute,
statue of liberty.
THAT WAS OUR PLANET, YOU BLEW IT UP, MANIACS, DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL"Best speach ever!
- de4k0
tee heee
cheers saint...also...
Homer has got a machine that makes food into tablet form.
He proceeds to put four portions of spagetti bolognese into the machine and out pops a tablet.he then downs the tablet.
immediately he gets that blank/vacant/ thousand yard stare and walks slowly over to the phone.. lifts the receiver and says in a calm voice:
'Ambulance please'
- watt10
Another funny word used is when the family is at the beach playing dream date or something and Bart's card looks like milhouse..
Homer - That looks like you poindextor...
classic...
- nRIK0
Mmm...incapacitating...
uuuuh!
*eyes water after tasting Marge's pepper spray on eggs*
- aliendn0
i find it hilarious when marge does things out of character, like when she stole milhouse's teeth after he lost them from the hockey game, or when she was a gambling addict or when she did the train with homer and sang " you dont win friends with salad"
back to the topic of subliminals:
-in a recent episode they were at the theatre and one of the titles was "the Fashion of Christ"
-the smelly flower episode, when the flower releases bad gas and peeps run through th bushes, the bushes end up looking like penises. also some of the bushes were trimmed in the shape of the rabbits in matt groenings "work is hell" series
-in the clone episode when homer is cloned, its hilarious when they have a version of old skool homer "lets go for frosty milkshakes" but even funnier is Peter Griffith from family guy in the background, priceless.
-bart and milhouse embrace eachother hiding in a garbage can in the run lola run episode-not a subliminal but it was awesome when the simpsons spoofed southpark (oj simpson is the fart of a robot and then kills calista flockheart) and bart and milhouse circle eachother yelling "cartoon violence, cartoon violence"
- jakeyj0
"financial panther eh?"
I love the time when apu is like: "i'm so angry i could just fall asleep!" and in between snores whispers not guilty.
homer has a dream sequence -"you can run but you can't glide!! USA! USA!" that's one of the funniest ever
its awesome when homer tries to whisper and its just as loud or louder than his real voice. hahahah
- kinetic0
speaking of marge doing things out of character.
the best example of that is when lisa was gloating about somethinig to bart and marge says "lisa honey...nobody likes a gloater, right homey?"
homer: thats right marge.
marge to lisa: seeeee (in a gloating manner)
classic
- Ell0
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
- grayhood0
apu's wife catches him about to hang himself and tells him to "stop being such a brama queen"
- Ell0
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
- aliendn0
my favorite quote of ALL TIME is the disgusting episode where comic book guy is dating agnes (skinner's mom) and they find love in being pricks to everyone, like sinking a kid's boat or turning off an opened fire hydrant that kids are playing in. then they're looking at the sunset and comic book guy goes "Could it beeeeeeee anymore orange?" hahahah!
-when homer says something like "cartoons dont have to be real" and you see another version of him walking by the window
- bulletfactory0
homer: OK, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
- brandelec0
mmmm... sacrilicious
