My Bachelor party...
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- -sputnik-0
i won't need to tell my man not to have one...he's not into it, and i don't think i'd be with him if he were.
if you have to lick whipped cream off a coochie as a "last hurrah" then you have no business getting married. its not prison, and if you think it is you should have thought of that before proposing ;)
- -sputnik-0
oh and why would women smoke a random pickle before getting married? wtf? naaastyyy
- k0na_an0k0
I used to hang out with a guy who's mutual friend got engaged. He wasn't even in the wedding and he took over the planning of the bachelor party. See, he was married and just wanted/needed an excuse or an escape and this was it.
At first the best man just wanted a little private get together of cards, then out for drinks, there were about 19 of us who said yes. Then the married guy took over and tried to get everyone to go to Vegas. Reluctantly the groom agreed. Only 5 guys went and I hear they had a shitty time.
Why am I telling you this I have no friggin idea. For some reason it seemed relevant sputnik.
I'm an idiot. :(
- brandelec0
i'd rather stay home with my fiance and have her strip for me ;)
- -sputnik-0
brandelec is my hero for the day!
my thoughts precisely ;)
- -leah-0
brandelec is a sweety! wow!
:)
but i dont believe it for a second....lol
- brandelec0
oo-ooh! ouch! *oof
i'm serious, when i marry a girl and let's say she's a brunette, i'd tell her to role play, put on a short brown wig, princess lea bikini, and a lot of baby oil
;)
- brandelec0
see, how could that not be better than 20 dudes oogling over some ugly lady who smells like cabbage
- -leah-0
damn you brandelec....damn you.
i wish more guys were like that
- k0na_an0k0
most guys take the rod stewart approach.
"when i'm not near the woman i love i love the woman i'm near"
not me though.
- MrRemote0
Sorry to enter late.
Mike if I have anything to do with it we won't end up at one of the finer establishments you mentioned earlier. I was thinking more along the lines of Filmores. Yo!
- -sputnik-0
how about a princess -leah- outfit....LOL!
- MrRemote0
I don't know if two danishes taped to his head would add anything to the evening?
- -leah-0
lol sputnik!
- brandelec0
how about a princess -leah- outfit....LOL!
-sputnik-
(aug 5 04, 14:40)you cheeky monkey!
- -sputnik-0
taped to "his" head? what sort of stripper are you looking forward to.
;)
- quoobdsn0
Dont let your "wife to-be" smell your finger.
- cyberthug0
Here's a funny story:
Bachelor and his friends get wasted.
Bachelor sleeps with stripper.
THE END.
- slag_you_off0
I have an horrific story.
A friend of mine got two canal barges to go from bath to bristol over 2 nights in the UK. Good idea, but he is a camera man, so there were loads of tv people there, so drugs were in abundance.
so after the first night of debachuary we arrive someone worse for wear in Bristol where a friend ordered a stripper. no ordinary stripper mind you...
she hancuffed him to the bar so he was lead on his back, stripped him naked. Bad enough...
but then she peeled a banana and shoved it up her snatch, sat on his face and made him eat it. All good fun, until someone in the party took photos...
They are still out there somewhere and he spends everyday just hoping they dont come out... Whats getting worse is that his misses is getting rather famous, and he is becoming quite a well known small films director.
I can just see it now on 'this is your life' in 20 years time...
eeesshhshshs
what goes on tour should stay on tour.
- jevad0
" if you have to lick whipped cream off a coochie as a "last hurrah" then you have no business getting married."
amen