My Bachelor party...
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- mike_g
is tomorrow night. Share my fear, or some funny stories that may put me at ease.
- -leah-0
dont sleep with the stripper.
;)
- Mimio0
YES!...What Leah said...wait for the whores to get there. They're the real professionals.
- Gilt0010
You regretting that one leah?
- -leah-0
lol gilt! i dont kiss and tell.....
- spendogg0
my party was five days in vegas, needless to say it was a great time of gambling, debauchery, and golf. slept about 4 hours the whole time. no dead hookers in my hotel room - thank god.
- tymeframe0
drink lots man. that way you'll forget everything and there won't anything to tell.
nothing to hide if there's nothing to tell :)
- ganon0
we just had a bachelor party for a friend of mine...the stripper was pretty crazy, we picked her out from a website, and although her DDDs were came as promised the rest of her cottage-cheesed body was sickly disappointing...she played a bunch of sex games, and one of the "prizes" was licking whipped cream off her pussy...man, i was REAL glad i wasnt the bachelor at that point, he did it, but was way wasted...he had second thoughts the next morning, when one dude jokingly woke him up by saying, "hey man, bambi called...shes got AIDS"....!
what a friend....
- mrdobolina0
2 years ago I was best man at my friends wedding and we had 3 strippers at the bachelor party. my friend owned a bmx shop and had a 14 year old kid that worked there. the kid came to the bachelor party and was licking whipped cream off of the strippers titties and doing shots and getting lap dances. I didnt find out until the next day that the kid was that young. The lucky little bastard.
- mike_g0
I'm glad we're not actually "renting" strippers, as we'll be going to one of "nicer" establishments in the city...but yeah, I'm more worried about getting too wasted and passing out by like 11pm in the lap of a stripper and getting crabs in my hair. I can hold my own if it's just beer, but once the shots start coming, it's all over but the crying...
- ganon0
dude, the shots will be coming...we had the bachelor throw up both nights...the first night a "prairie fire" did him in, and the second night he did a ton of shots, but it was worth it, cuz they were all body shots off of girls at the bar...he was making out with them , licking their stomachs, he didnt hold back....
- mike_g0
I'm not really down with body shots, who knows where those girls have been and who else has licked stuff off of them, it's like renting bowling shoes
- k0na_an0k0
oh man. i've been to my fair share. here are some pointers.
1) NO CAMERAS!
2) NO CAMERAS!
3) DO NOT go on stage with the strippers. Two days before his wedding we sent a buddy up on stage. The girls took off his shirt, tied him to the pole, and wrote, in permanent marker, I fucked your man, I sucked his whatever... ALL OVER HIM. It was funny at first but then in horror we realized how are we going to get that off before he goes up to the altar!?!
4) Only invite those you can trust. This only applies if debochery (sp?) is in the forcast. Loose lips sink ships.
5) Do not fall in love with the stripper.
6) Resist giving her ANY of your money. Your friends should cover those costs.
7) Before meeting up with your wife to be the next day check ALL pockets of clothes you wore the night before for ANY incriminating evidence, and shower TWICE... whore smell is tuff to get off.
- versa0
kona beat me too it...
repeat:
NO CAMERAS !
NO KIDDING...pictures have a nasty way of resurfacing
- ********0
i saw a videotape of a friends bachelor party and ill be damned if any man im going to marry has one!!!!
- swollenelbow0
some of them are harsh...but you know...girls ones are worse...all the chicks blow the stripper and stuff
what the hell?
- ********0
ew dude thast just in LI :P
- Mimio0
Ask the bartender for "Three wisemen with gold teeth"
That'll set you up nicely.
- k0na_an0k0
Yeah, girls ones are worse. They don't see anything wrong with kissin the wee wee. wtf?!?
Also, the suck for a buck thing drives me crazy. They dip a lifesavor in water then put in all over their shirt... it sticks. Then charge men to bite or nibble or suck them off.
I was in Vegas last year and a chick came in only having them around her boobs. They went fast.
You girls go out of control.
Oh, and the scavenger hunt is also a good one. That same girl in Vegas came up to me twice. The first time cause she needed to 'kiss a hottie' and the second time cause 'she needed a pair of mens underwear'. she only got one of them. no way i'm givin up my drawers.
- ********0
never bang the stripper...just let her suck it
make sure you can trust all the peeps there
- xaoscontrol0
i wore my kilt to my batch....made for an interesting evening...but I wasn't up for the whole 'lets embarass him' thing...so I didn't have to get up on the stage, sit in a chair and have my underware cut off from within my pants.....but I did get waaay piss drunk that night.....I loved it