My Bachelor party...
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- mike_g0
Wow, I was hoping Kona would have some wisdom on this topic, and as usual you do not disappoint. Pretty crazy stuff! I have no intentions of having any sort relations with a stripper. I even get kinda weird when they do their thing in front of me. Most of the night will just be heavy drinking with about 20 friends, some I haven't seen in like 7 years and capping the evening off with about an hour at the peelers. It's just so bloody expensive and I don't want my mates to spend too much cash on the evening.
I've seen some of things that happen to the poor souls that end up on stage with a pile of strippers, I think I'd pee my pants or just pass out.
- k0na_an0k0
yo man, a great way to save some cash is to pre-game at your place. just have everyone meet there for some cards and what not and get started with a few rounds of shots for the good 'ol times.
also depending on where you're at once word gets around it's your bach party some of the married guys who feel sorry for you for soon to be joining their club will buy you drinks.
good luck bro and congrats.
- mike_g0
Cheers Kona.
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mikey g!
have fun bwoy!and congrats!
(i would offer you words of wisdom if i had any, but i dont, so that answers that)
- mike_g0
Cheers Nick, see you possess more of a quiet sort of wisdom, it's kinda Buddha-esque, and you wear it well! Every thread you are on, I feel enlightened and deeply enriched as a person just being able to witness your proverbial mastery of the universe as we humans know it.
Sorry to waffle, but I'm slightly bored!
- k0na_an0k0
Oh, one last thing. If they do get an in-house stripper DO NOT let her shoot anything out of her you know where. A few years ago a chick shot a small football (about the width of a baseball) out of her thingy across the room about 8 feet through the legs of another stripper for a field goal.
That messed me up for weeks. Couldn't get that image out of my mind.
- brandelec0
5) Do not fall in love with the stripper.
-k0nahahahahahhahahahaha!!
- dablammit0
Kinda makes you wonder what your parents did for their bachelor/ette parties.
Sorry.
- k0na_an0k0
hmmm... yeah, makes me wonder...
*thinking....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
- brandelec0
*thinks about k0na's stripper's game winning field goal
*raises both arms
it's good! it's all good!
please don't do that again.
- idsgn0
DO NOT let her shoot anything out of her you know where. A few years ago a chick shot a small football (about the width of a baseball) out of her thingy across the room about 8 feet through the legs of another stripper for a field goal.
That messed me up for weeks. Couldn't get that image out of my mind.
k0na_an0k
(aug 5 04, 11:18)!!!
- ganon0
haha, k0na, our stripper shot a banana out of her "cooter" (as she put it)...and said everyone had to pay $2 for every foot it went...she shot it like 6ft...!
- brandelec0
damn, its hard not to fall in love with a woman like that!
- mike_g0
Some really strange things went down at a stag I was at in Manitoba a couple years ago. Basically a stripper takes a loonie (Canadian $1 coin) and "sticks" it on/over her beaver and then guys take turns throwing loonies at the one that's "sticking" there and if you knock it off you get all the loonies that have accumulated on the stage. The guys I was with must've chucked at least $30 at her snatch and not one of them managed to knock off the the 1 loonie on her poonie, pretty bizarre...
- brandelec0
why didn't someone just hurl 15 loonies at her hoo hoo, that would've knocked it off and then some ;)
- -leah-0
men...
*rolls eyes
- mike_g0
roll yer eyes at the men all you want, but I would never stick a dirty coin on my body anywhere let alone below the belt and let Manitobans hurl change at me!
- dablammit0
women....
*rubs wang
- -leah-0
roll yer eyes at the men all you want, but I would never stick a dirty coin on my body anywhere let alone below the belt and let Manitobans hurl change at me!
mike_g
(aug 5 04, 11:46)manitobans are the worst
dablammit- LOL
- brandelec0
damn, i didn't know manitoba had strippers!!?