My Bachelor party...
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- k0na_an0k0
oh man. i've been to my fair share. here are some pointers.
1) NO CAMERAS!
2) NO CAMERAS!
3) DO NOT go on stage with the strippers. Two days before his wedding we sent a buddy up on stage. The girls took off his shirt, tied him to the pole, and wrote, in permanent marker, I fucked your man, I sucked his whatever... ALL OVER HIM. It was funny at first but then in horror we realized how are we going to get that off before he goes up to the altar!?!
4) Only invite those you can trust. This only applies if debochery (sp?) is in the forcast. Loose lips sink ships.
5) Do not fall in love with the stripper.
6) Resist giving her ANY of your money. Your friends should cover those costs.
7) Before meeting up with your wife to be the next day check ALL pockets of clothes you wore the night before for ANY incriminating evidence, and shower TWICE... whore smell is tuff to get off.