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- ********0
From Dodgeball....
"You are as much use as a cock flavoured lollypop"
- aliendn0
more zappa:
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
-Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- ozhanlion0
"Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave."
~Narrator Haiku~
- GreedoLives0
football coach in high school:
'excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one'
- aliendn0
lmao at the dodge ball quote!hahha
- Bluejam0
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S.
- agent0range0
"Behold but one in all things...it is the second that leads you astray" - Kabir
Bluejam posted the one I was originally going to....
;)
- Mimio0
Can't go wrong with ecstatic poetry though.
- MNJosh0
"This pudding has no theme."
-Winston Churchill, upon being served an apparently uninteresting dessert.
- fate0
"PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!"
- MNJosh0
"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs."
-Lily Tomlin
- ********0
what did the Swiss/Frenchman say in Matrix 2? Something in French swear words and then he goes one to say: "I love it, it's like wiping your ass with silk". I've always loved that line.
- BonSeff0
confucius say:
man who go through airport turnstyle sideways surely on his way to bangkok
- Bluejam0
People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
You don't lead by pointing and telling people some place to go. You lead by going to that place and making a case.
Ken Kesey
- grayhood0
"either this wall paper goes or i do."
_oscar wilde, on his death bed.
- BonSeff0
on the run from johnny law,
it aint no trip to cleveland-dignon, bottle rocket
- Gorbie0
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and erase all doubt."
-Mark Twain
- Soler0
"You can't beat that with a bat"
-Dres
- grayhood0
"you think just cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit? i'll fuckin' take all you on!"
Brodie, mallrats.
- ********0
Some wifie to Winston Churchill -
"Why your drunk!!"Churchill - "and you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober"
or something like that...