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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
-Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.