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- e-pill0
"we're not candy, even though we look so fine and dandy, when you're sick we come in handy but we're not candy, oooohhh NO!"
- e-pill0
'sex sex sex
is teh
law law law
when a boy
gets a girl
on teh
floor floor floor
when he sticks
his inflamation
in teh girl's
communication
he increases teh
population
of teh younger
generation
now do you get
my information
or do you need
a demonstration!'
- clerk0
'I can see it work in practise but does it work in theory?'
- ********0
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid o the pain of being a man
- nicko0
'Save all my Easter Eggs, I'll be back on Monday'
- Jesus Christ'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day'
- Confucious'Man with holes in both pockets doesn't feel too cocky all day'
- Confucious
- aliendn0
"my mental process? faster than the speed of light when its gotta piss"
-alieNDN
- ********0
"You are as slow as a week in jail"
- no idea
- dablammit0
" Yo, when I wake up, I take a hit of the spliff
word up a lot of muthafuckas start they day like this"-Starang, Boot Camp Clik
....it's so true.
- _salisae_0
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
George Winters
- _salisae_0
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell
- aliendn0
"i've got the smarts S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T"
-homer