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- aliendn
i like frank zappa's
"Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
or regarding rock journalism:
''people
who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read "
- zedvox0
lol that was funny
- Clear0
did you see martha's quote on CNN just now... "I'll be back".. I can't stop laughing...it must be fridat
- k0na_an0k0
beer, the cause and solution for all lifes little problems. - homer simpson. pretty true.
- ms790
Reporter: What do you think about western civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea.
- gruntt0
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
- bulletfactory0
'When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." '
-Jack Burton
- Jnr_Madison0
"Computers just complicate things, I stay well away from them"
My boss, a few days ago.
- gruntt0
"There is nothing on the internet that I want read"
-My Father 5 years ago... now he emails me every 8 minutes.
- aliendn0
"I'm not saying I'm bigger than John Lennon...I was just saying"
-Jesus
- porky0
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."
- swollenelbow0
"jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole." some dude
rasko had one about ravers and stabbing them to make america a better please, i like that one too.
- Tyrone0
it ain't gay if you don't fall in love
- blackspade0
ill start
‘Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art’ - Susan Sontag
"Every child is born an artist, the problem lies in remaining one once one grows up" - Picasso
‘Who defines you, confines you’ - K.R.S ONE
‘Gods are immortal men, men are mortal gods’ - Egyptian Proverb
‘Death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you.’ - Iggy Pop
‘Life is inspiration, Death is Motivation’ - Unknown
"Here we are on the edge of chaos because that's where on average, we do best."
“Are you going to bark all day little doggy, or are you going to bite?”
"There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being."
“In a perfect world, the schools would have all the money they need and the government would have to hold bake sales to raise money for missiles.”
“I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me” - Isacc Newton
“Dont Hate The Media: Become the Media!”
“Look Down,
Look Down,
You'll always be a slave ,
Look Down,
Look Down,
Your standing in your grave.”"Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep."
- blackspade0
woops wrong thread
- brooke0
Heard this one last night (pertaining to nervousness in competition):
"Pressure turns coal into diamonds."
- aliendn0
wicked quotes blackspade...
"how much worse can life get, when you're a hooker who hates sex and don't get paid for it"
- Mimio0
"You are the music while the music lasts."
“The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.”
- gruntt0
I have a printer that keeps calling me saying that "if i get my tit caught in a ringer, give him a call." - not a favorite but memorable.
- ********0
"You're on the right path in life except for not agreeing with me"
- radar0
"It's like a sore dick - you can't beat it" - boss I had in college