im drunk at work
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- dbloc0
take a screenshot of your desktop, open it in photoshop and view full screen
- me?monospaced
- this is something everyone should do on their last day. The next person on the computer will have a hard time figuring it out.dbloc
- they'd just restart the computer and photoshop wont be up.********
- hahaha, I now realize that this thread turned into last day pranks...I really was just drunk at workmonospaced
- and didn't want or need to be timelined...now I'm just hungover at homemonospaced
- monospaced0
- set as my desktop.dbloc
- I think you missed the intent of that comment. Take SS, set as wallpaper, hide desktop icons.********
- = "WTF WHAT IS HAPPENS TO ME COMPUTERZZZ!?!?!"********
- Hadbloc
- well, of course I missed the point of the concept, I'm a little drunk goddamnit!monospaced
- concept = comment...fuck!monospaced
- whitewolf0
at my first job/ agency the guy who shared my office quite after my first month. on his last day there was some kind of drinking competition during the design team's goodbye lunch for him.
he was completely wasted and on the verge on tears when we mis handed a (broken) laptop to him. it smashed everywhere and the creative director acted all mad "what the hell happened". he went in the office calling his wife about how this kid (me) just smashed a laptop and then overheard me blatantly blame the whole thing on him. he ran out in the hall to choke me out, but then realized everyone was in on it.
but yeah, anyway, the next monday i found my first ever web comp taped 35ft high on the wall in our office. with "hell yeah best web comp ever written on it". to this day nobody knows how the hell this guy got up there let alone in his drunken stupor.
- ********0
I remember this thread. LOL, it doesn't get much better than this...
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- megE0
we used to send flowers randomly to this girl at my first job from a random admirer
- the flower shop lady says "joke on you" with chinese accentMilan
- and then?monospaced
- just let her freak out and worry about itmegE
- Aw, I feel badly for her. Kinda mean.********
- she was married... it wasnt like baiting her to think she had an admirer in the office. she was in good spirits about it - thought it was a construction worker outside lolmegE
- was a construction worker that she passed everyday lolmegE
- monospaced0
oh shit, I left unfinished work in that screenshot...
- ********0
seriously? the screenshot trick? wow. you guys should eat vanilla ice cream and cruise the suburbs in your toyota camry's later.
- I haven't worked in an office for so long, to me this trick sounds so amazing and innovative hahahaMiguex
- Amicus0
cmd-opt-shift-8
- elahon0
Take all of the tab keys off of everyone's keyboards and flush them down the toilets.
- dbloc0
Take all of the keys off of everyone's keyboards and flush them down the toilets.
- neue75_bold0
rape the boss's youngest son!
- scarabin0
cut off the boss' hands and replace them with twigs driven into the stumps. then toss them at his face and tell him to catch
- d_rek0
Perform a blood ritual in your cubicle!
- cannonball19780
Walk around the office pantless with a coil of chain up your ass and jump up and down laughing!
- TheeOtherJuan0
Burn some popcorn. Its safe and it will smell for days!!!!!
- drgz0
masturbate at the receptionist girl
- nthkl0
You hungover at home now?
- ********0
slap this guy:
<img src="http://adage.com/images/bin/image/14-MarcBrownstein-091409.jpg">- doh, how do you embed images?********
- just post the linkscarabin
- doh, how do you embed images?
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