im drunk at work
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- kmita0
Also, I think supergluing furniture to the ceiling would be excellent... Or lining your coworker's desk drawers with prOn!
- ********0
nice
- Mimio0
Don't neglect to settle any old scores you have with other employees either.
- rson0
Shit man i have an "exit interview" in 5 min. and i smell like booze. Nuearmy(ryan) push me down the stairs so i can get some workers comp up in this shit.
- kodap0
jggjhgfhgdf
- Neuarmy0
Great. Now rson's gonna put a ham in my drawer then wrap everything in foil...
and yer ass is so drunk you spelled neuarmy wrong, cracker.
- strabley0
Im hungover, have stamps on my hand from a strip club and still smell a little bit like slut and cheap pot.
- gekkokid0
take mushrooms always fun at work
- strabley0
shrooms at work?! Damn.
- ganon0
so no more QVC?..where to now...?
oh and do let us know how the exit interview went....
- Gorbie0
i'm drunk on power.
- strabley0
im buzzing on the redbull i stole from my roommate this morning, damnit i feel like a yuppie prick for drinking redbull, but he was being a drunk dick last night so he had it comming.
- strabley0
im buzzing on the redbull i stole from my roommate this morning, damnit i feel like a yuppie prick for drinking redbull, but he was being a drunk dick last night so he had it comming.
- rson0
ganon...Im off to NYC July1. (for grad school) Getting out of philly. And the exit interview was lame. Your standard how did you like working here why are you leaving blahblahblahblah...your health insurance runs out in 2 weeks (*note to self goto dentist)... NOw get the hell out. thanks for asking.
- ganon0
good luck!..where, are you going for design...?
have fun at the dentist....
- rson0
Thanks man...i will be attending parson...$$$$$$$$$$$
5 min before exit interview
- strabley0
man... my job is so lame.
- monospaced0
drunk at work on a conference call...the mute button is my friend
- 3-martini lunch...hedge where the fuck are you?monospaced
- fugged0
upper tanker
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- monospaced0
6 year bump FTW