im drunk at work
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- rson
and its my last day. anybody need a job. woohoo
- DutchBoy0
there's nothing like a last day at a job completely wasted. nice!
try to do a few office pranks while your at it.
;P
- rson0
werd any suggestions
- josimarX0
leave a shite in a drawer.
- e-pill0
switch letter "n" with letter "m" keys and disconnect mouse from usb but leave it in, krazy glue pen caps down, erase emails, change email passwords, puke on office floor!
- Peter0
Drunk at work, hooraaay!
- BeachBoy0
feel the secretary/office bike up
- Peter0
place a webcam under her desk
- rson0
hahaha...
- Dita0
tape down the reciever buttons on the phone so when the phone rings and some one picks it up it will continue to ring and you can laugh at the confusion on their face.
hahahahaaha!
- BeachBoy0
...and post the link to the webcam on here ;)
- kmita0
I love the switching the keys although it only works when they don't know how to type... I personally like taking screenshots of people's desktop and then hiding their icons in an easily retrievable but hidden place...
- k0na_an0k0
leave a ham in your desk. in about a week it will smell like you left some dead bodies. i should know. i've left a dead body or two in my desk. ah... good times.
- kmita0
Also, I don't know if anyone's seen 'The Office' series but it's great when the one dude puts his coworker's stapler in a jello mold and then puts that in his desk!
- patt0
haha Dutchboy, thats one hell of a prank!
- DutchBoy0
"Also, I don't know if anyone's seen 'The Office' series but it's great when the one dude puts his coworker's stapler in a jello mold and then puts that in his desk"
i hear ya! that was ace!
- DutchBoy0
i also liked the idea someone posted here before about freezing some vomit (flat/pielike) and when it's hot outside bring it to work and find your boss' car on the parking lot and if he has his window open just a little bit shove the frozen vomit inside, by the end of the day it's all liquid and should stink like hell!
but you really have to hate your boss to do that!
=)
- kmita0
Dutchboy,
forzen vomit in the boss's car!?! That is some evil genius isht!
- rson0
*runs out to buy ham