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- grayhood0
dear tfsmag,
i thought you could use the cowboy suit for your square dancing theme, without a cohesive theme you may get served. if your going to stick with the ninja suit perhaps some form of asian themed dance would be better.
word,
grayhood
- grayhood0
dear jevad,
TEH
smooches,
grayhood
- jevad0
dear grayhood
FUCKING N00B
spanks
jev.
- tfsmag0
dear grayhood,
i did not think about the square dance themed serving when responding... please inquire to sonny how much he wants for the crotchless cowboy suit. i am willing to pay with an uncomfortably long hug, and perhaps a used condom.
kinkyness,
tfsmag
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lol
- grayhood0
dear Sonny,
my good friend and fellow ninja tfsmag was wondering if he could borrow your pink crotchless cowboy suit. aparently someone got served, or is about to get served and it will soon be on. he is thinking of a square dance tecnique and your suit would really help him bring the whole thing together. he is willing to pay you with an unconfortabily long hug and a used condom. perhaps he can take a look at your dog's rectal problem as well, he is an expert on small mamal rumps. please get back to me at your earliest convenence.
thankfully your
grayhoodps: thanks for the popcicle, it was quite tasty.
- jox0
Dear jevad,
Sonny told me to forward this message to you: "Fancy a shag? Luv, Sonny"
Regards,
Jox
(Co-founder, getaway driver & message boy, NAJAJAGACAJ)
- DutchBoy0
Dear Jox,
Why do i need to buy my tea at Sonny's dump? and why is it packed in giant boxes with coffee? and why am i not allowed to see the tea before i take it??
Confusingly yours,
Dutchboy
(Tea-lady, sex-slaveboy and mysterious box carrier, NAJAJAGACAJ)
- grayhood0
Dear DutchBoy,
Maybe if you shut up and don't ask questions they would let you use the rusty bike.
peace,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager NAJAJAGACAJ)
- jox0
Dear grayhood,
on behalf of the alliance, thank you for teaching the mediocre members what's right and what's wrong. You will receive a slightly larger paycheck this month as a bonus for putting the dutch in his place.
Regards,
Jox
Co-founder NAJAJAGACAJ
- grayhood0
Deat jox,
thank you for the bonus, i will do whatever i can to help the team.
dutifly yours,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager + dutch enforcer NAJAJAGACAJ)
- tfsmag0
dear grayhood,
have you heard back from sonny? does he accept my offer? If not, please inquire about a counter offer, i would like to get this dance off started, as it is so obviously on now that i have served the NAJAJAACAJ.
love,
tfsmag
- grayhood0
dear tfsmag,
i have just heard back from sonny via carrier pigeon. he finds your offer insulting (as he only has one arm and is unable to hug for very long) he has presented the following counter offer:
-two used condoms
-a proctology exam for his dog
-a twenty min photo shoot with you in the crotchless cowboy suit riding a mechanical bullhe will also throw in a popcicle to sweeten the deal for you.
do you except?
your middle man,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager + dutch enforcer NAJAJAGACAJ)
- tfsmag0
dear grayhood,
as i examine the counter offer, i have realized that this is the exact same thing you ask for every time we speak... i have made the following assumptions
A: you are sonny
B: you did not actually speak to sonny and are just attempting to get me alone in a crotchless cowboy suit.please tell 'sonny' that 'his' dog wouldn't need a proctology exam if 'he' quits jamming things in the doggie's arse. my offer stands! but i'll throw in the extra used condom...
your buddy,
tfsmag
- grayhood0
dear sonny,
tfsmag is getting suspicious, you need to stop wearing you prosthetic arm and grayhood disguise in public. in regards to your offer he has declined and offers only one more used condom to the table. please advise on how to proceed.
pals 4 life,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager + dutch enforcer + not sonny NAJAJAGACAJ)
- dave_bxcr0
nessa whats up with the ftp you were going me to hook up with!
oo la la la
- grayhood0
dear NAJAJAGACAJ,
as you will see in my profile i have developed the perfect jevad disguise. i am waiting further instructions for future covert opps.
007fully yours,
rayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager + dutch enforcer + not sonny + jevad imposter NAJAJAGACAJ)
- jevad0
HAHAHAHHAAH...
you goon!!
lol
- DutchBoy0
Dear Members Of Teh Alliance,
I am the first jevad imposter stand-in/backup.
(see my profile)Yours,
Dutchboy
(Tea-lady, sex-slaveboy and stand-in Jevad imposter, NAJAJAGACAJ)
DutchBoy(apr 14 04, 09:58)
- DutchBoy0
Dear all,
since noone gives a fuck i'll change it back.
yours,
Dutchboy