dear nessdog
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- nessdog0
Dear grayhood,
Thank you for your enquiry.
First of all you must set Jevad to 'Ignore' in your newstoday settings. Then you will receive an application form via electronic mail shortly afterwards.
Yours sincerely,
Vanessa
(co- founder NAJAJAJ)
- jox0
dear grayhood,
our 320 page catalog is on it's way, along with an application form. Make sure you check the right box, because if you don't - the form will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Remember, we're not an 'organization', we're a secret alliance.
kindly,
jox
co-founder of NAJAJAJ
- jox0
Dear "Vanessa",
We must work on our internal communication.
Sincerely,
Jox
Co-founder NAJAJAJ
- versa0
dear NT community -
warning:
do not succumb to the lure of the misgivings of an organzition named: NAJAJAJ
they will brainwash you, and turn you against any residents of the fine state of Colorado
they are an organization with an agenda that has things that they plan to do in it ( sorry to be so specific )
please heed this warning...
sincerely,
CCARFEFG
(Colorado Commision Against Repression From European Fascist Groups)
- grayhood0
dearest NAJAJAJ,
i have recieved your lovly catalog, all apoligies about reffering to you as an organization, as after looking threw your catalog i realize there is nothing at all organized about your secret alliance. please see the attached application form and the membership fee. i look forward to recieveing y decoder ring in the post.yours truly,
grayhood
NAJAJAJ pledge.
- nessdog0
Dear Jox,
As secretary, I will deal with all matters regarding application.
Yours,
Nessdoggyco-founder and secretary NAJAJAJ.
- jevad0
dear versa
yay!
jev.
- jox0
Dear Nessdoggy,
I didn't know until just now that you *are* the secretary.
Sincerely,
Joxco-founder and getaway driver NAJAJAJ
- jox0
Internal message, NAJAJAJ:
I have a suggestion. All members of the secret alliance should put a star (*) in their profile. (See mine for example)
That is all.
Sincerely,
Jox
co-founder NAJAJAJ
- jevad0
ah dude...this is starting to suck
: (
- BonSeff0
dear jox,
do you have a mullet?
- nessdog0
Dear Jox,
I did mention it in an earlier letter to yourself.
The roles are as follows:
Nessdoggy: Secretary and co-founder
Jox: Get away driver and co-founder
Janne: Tea boy/runner/sex slave
I have received grayhoods payment and application. What will his role be within the association?
I look forward to hearing from you in the not so distant future.
regards,
nessdoggy
secretary NAJAJAGAJp.s TEH
- jox0
Dear nessdoggy,
I suggest his duties to be in charge of removing unwanted particles on floor areas.
Side note: requesting permission to go to sleep.
kindly,
jox
co-founder NAJAJAGAJ
- nessdog0
Dear jox,
Duties agreed.
Request granted.
Good night.
regards,
nessdoggy
(co-founder NAJAJAGAJ)
- jox0
Dear nessdoggy,
Thank you.
Nighty-night!
kindly,
Jox
co-founder NAJAJAGAJ
- DutchBoy0
Dear conspirators of NAJAJAGAJ,
I shall add the secret * at once and have tea and a striptease ready in the morning.
regards,
Dutchboy,
sexslave&teabagger
NAJAJAGAJ
- tfsmag0
dear thread,
wtf did i start?
love,
tfsmag
- nessdog0
Dear fello HAJAJAGAJ,
Just a short note to inform you that I received some hate male from our arch enemy late last night. Luckily my my firewall blocked any ill fate that may have been attached.
We must fight this evil force.
yours,
nessdoggy.p.s WTF & TEH
- carver0
hey nessy, are you still sitting on wendell's face, let the little bugger go for christ sake..
- nessdog0
Dear Carver,
Your previous letter disgusted me. You have a filthy mind. Perfect for membership of the NAJAJAGAJ.
We have granted you 1 years scholarship. Please put a star next to your location at once.
yours truly,
nesdoggy(co-founder NAJAJAGAJ)
p.s The answer to your question is no, but I did enjoy his german sausage.