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- jox0
Dear nessdog,
I heard something about a german sausage. Enlighten me!
Kindly,
Jox
Co-founder and getaway driver NAJAJAGAJ
- nessdog0
Dear Jox,
I fear that our letters have been hijacked and are indeed getting viewed by people other than ourselves. I must therefore keep the matter of the sausage burried deep inside my head.
yours honourably,
nessdoggy
co-founder of NAJAJAGACAJ
- rasko40
Dear SkatLovers,
as beholder of the Chrome Gauntlet of Joy®, the Keeper of the Sacred Marigold and Wearer of the Brown Crown of PleasureLand™ I hereby declare Nothing in Particular and aim to raise awareness of my strong belief in Nothing Meaningful and Everything Inane and Shallow®.
Please be aware of this and ensure to stick to the code of Emptiness™ whilst undergoing the everyday tasks within your various affiliated groups.
Yours Menacingly
Teh Meaningless Rasko
Chairman & Director
ShallowFist Industries™
- nessdog0
Dear Teh Meaningless Rasko,
My decoder agrees. This meaningless, ghey and empty thread will stop as of now.
yours knowingly,
nessdoggy
co-founder of the meaningless NAJAJAGACAJ
- carver0
nessdog, to quote michael bolton >>
"can i touch you...THERE?"
- DutchBoy0
Dear Rasko,
LMAO ROTFL
yours,
Dutchboy
Keeper of Teh Brown Sherman Up the Jappo™ / NAJAJAGACAJ
- tfsmag0
Dear nessdog,
what's up? i ended up getting frustrated after about a half hour yesterday because of the wind... today is supposed to be much better and i will be skateboarding twice as hard today to make up for the crappy day yesterday.
lovingly,
tfsmag
- Jaseamus0
wind is ok, its them there raining you've gotta worry about,
yes boy
- grayhood0
dearest NAJAJAGACAJ,
* has been added to profile as required by the by-laws. i have thus far picked up 4 ciggerette butts, 48 beer cans, and a condom rapper from the floor. i will keep you posted as i find more things on the floor to pick up, though i am not sure how much more i will be able to hold.
yours subservantly,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl NAJAJAGACAJ)
- jox0
dear grayhood,
there is a rusty bike behind the warehouse downtown. Use it to get to the recycling center with your waste. (There is a map taped under the payphone accross the street that will tell you how to get there). When you arrive, ask for a guy called "Sonny", he will take care of it. Then leave the bike where you picked it up and return to your floor duties.
regards,
jox
(co-founder and getaway driver NAJAJAGACAJ)
- grayhood0
dear jox,
Sir, yes sir.
i have actually met sonny before he helped me dispose of a body that was starting to smell.* pushes play on enormous boom box and dances out of letter with debris in arms.
your hatin' Jevad,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja NAJAJAGACAJ)
- tfsmag0
dear NAJAJAGACAJ,
this is a notice that you just got served, and now it's on.
don't step.
lovingly,
tfsmag
- nessdog0
Dear Grayhood,
While you;re there, tell Sonny thanks for the fantabulous easter weekend and that I received my payment this morning.
The van has arrived. I must depart.
farewell,
Nessdoggy
(co founder of you know what)
- grayhood0
Dear Nessdogy,
Message has be relayed. Sonny said your welcome for the easter weekend and your payment, but he also told me to tell you that your "eggs" gave him the "runs", and he wan't to know why his "dog" can't "sit down" anymore.
enjoy your van ride,
grayhood
(debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager NAJAJAGACAJ)
- jevad0
Dear everyone
fuck off
wankers
jev.
- tfsmag0
dear jevad,
would you like to join me in serving said wankers? I was thinking we could serve them by having a dance off to some square dance music.
love,
tfsmag
- grayhood0
dear tfsmag,
sonny has a crotchlees pink cowboy suit, he might let you borrow it.
happy trails,
grayhood
- tfsmag0
dear grayhood,
i am a ninja, not a cowboy, please take note for future suggestions.
fistingly yours,
tfsmag
- jevad0
Dear QBN
Delete thread.
regards
Jev.
- tfsmag0
dear jevad,
wtf?
love,
tfsmag