dear nessdog

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  • grayhood0

    dear tfsmag,

    i have just heard back from sonny via carrier pigeon. he finds your offer insulting (as he only has one arm and is unable to hug for very long) he has presented the following counter offer:

    -two used condoms
    -a proctology exam for his dog
    -a twenty min photo shoot with you in the crotchless cowboy suit riding a mechanical bull

    he will also throw in a popcicle to sweeten the deal for you.

    do you except?

    your middle man,
    grayhood
    (debris collector + flygirl + ninja + bike massager + dutch enforcer NAJAJAGACAJ)

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