Bad Dating Stories
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- ********0
that was you?!?! LOL
- PixelDrama0
My friend hooked me up on a blind date with a girl with no hair on her body at all.... which in some cases might be cool... but... no head hair, no eyelashes.. wore a wig... it was kinda freaky...
- shutdown0
without the hair could you not tell where everything was?
- rasko40
jox, when she said she "saw the devil in you" I think she was referring to that incident in the woods with the redneck, you remember, when they told you what a pretty mouth you had?
- PixelDrama0
to be honest... i could have probobly dealt with the no head hair part of it, and the whole wig wearing thing... but the no eyelashes really weirded me out.... it was just odd. to her defence.. i think it was some sort of birth defect or disease, so i let her down easy :x
- jox0
Yeah, but I was sort of asking for it anyway, since I wore my "I fancy dixies" tee and nothing more. And all I asked for was a ride in his pick-up truck, not a *ride* ride... ah, nevermind.
- rasko40
;)
- woodyBatts0
Jox you were the best i ever had, yeeee haawwww pony boy
- pascii0
i better don't mention the swampdonkey from northernireland i met in edinburgh... ask mx_ond, i am still recovering...
- shutdown0
just tell us pascii
- woodyBatts0
yeah i wanna hear!
- pascii0
well, it's not a dating story in the usual sense. it's more like:
it was new years eve. me and ond were in that bar, chatting with 2 nice young girls. we had some beers and weeds and the world was won. then, i saw that ugly busty girl somewhat 'walking' to the toilet, looked at her and sait to ond - 'look at her!' so damn drunk' and smiled. then i forgot her.
without a warning somem moments later, a bomb exploded between me and my mate! a enourmous piece of woman sat between us! i reralized that it was the girl from the toilet... then she startet to grab me on my chest and tried to kiss me! it was horrible! she was so pissed and drunk and i couldn't get rid of her. actually, i am a good guy - and after a while - i went to the desk to get some beers. i thought, when i buy her a pint, she would leave asap. when i was on the bar, a nice young lady smiled at me all the time. i went over and said hi. after some nice chatting (she bought me 2 shots and felt REALLY drunk) she said 'take care of my sister over there!' oh god - did she try to make me so drunk i can't avoid the unspoken? well i smiled bitter. took the beers and went back. the two girls from before where, surely, no longer interested in me and ond. i gave the beers to her and my mate and sat. she started again, tried to touch my balls when andy sttod up REALLY angry. the following 'conversation' would be enough for 35758 flags on NT but the result was that the swampdonkey left and we ran out of the pub.
- woodyBatts0
Awwww Pascii that was wonderful, you'ere sucha nice guy...you must not date a lot:)
swampdonkey!
- shutdown0
you should have scored, they all look the same with the lights off
- pascii0
really not! if you were there... you could understand!
- shutdown0
need a website dedicated to swampdonkey's
with the advent of mobile phone cameras there should be no escape from these freaks of nature
- jevad0
pascii that was awesome!!
- xrusos0
ha! i started work today and saw this thread.
i just got handed a pink slip from my girl last night.
i thought we were going on a picnic. boy was i wrong.
- ********0
"wait a minute.. theres no birthday party for rme here?!!"
- jevad0
getting handed the 'pink slip' means something a little different in the UK!