Bad Dating Stories
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well, it's not a dating story in the usual sense. it's more like:
it was new years eve. me and ond were in that bar, chatting with 2 nice young girls. we had some beers and weeds and the world was won. then, i saw that ugly busty girl somewhat 'walking' to the toilet, looked at her and sait to ond - 'look at her!' so damn drunk' and smiled. then i forgot her.
without a warning somem moments later, a bomb exploded between me and my mate! a enourmous piece of woman sat between us! i reralized that it was the girl from the toilet... then she startet to grab me on my chest and tried to kiss me! it was horrible! she was so pissed and drunk and i couldn't get rid of her. actually, i am a good guy - and after a while - i went to the desk to get some beers. i thought, when i buy her a pint, she would leave asap. when i was on the bar, a nice young lady smiled at me all the time. i went over and said hi. after some nice chatting (she bought me 2 shots and felt REALLY drunk) she said 'take care of my sister over there!' oh god - did she try to make me so drunk i can't avoid the unspoken? well i smiled bitter. took the beers and went back. the two girls from before where, surely, no longer interested in me and ond. i gave the beers to her and my mate and sat. she started again, tried to touch my balls when andy sttod up REALLY angry. the following 'conversation' would be enough for 35758 flags on NT but the result was that the swampdonkey left and we ran out of the pub.