Bad Dating Stories
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- woodyBatts
Had a bad date last night...I wanna hear your war stories!
- -_MU_-0
heh, mine are too scary for here!
- shutdown0
define "bad date"
I got engaged before my date turned bad ... she was bad, bad bad bad
evil firkin witch tried to firkin kill me with a bastard bloody kitchen knife evil fucked up whore
thanks i feel better now!
- sexypixel0
i got sick on a date once, all down her front. didnt get any on me though so it was ok
- woodyBatts0
Bad date = Once when I went to kiss a gal after a date and she laughed at me
Bad Date = Once after a date the gal showed me her scars and told me she liked to cut herself
Bad Date = Once I had a date with a gal who used to be a nanny and had a restraining order against her from seeing the kid anymore
...need more elaboration?
- brooke0
I've only had one really bad boyfriend.
- pascii0
bad date: i had a tshirt saying 'hot buddy'
she never called me again..
- DutchBoy0
bad date:
after the 140$ dinner and a 80$ bottle of fine champaign we went to our 180$ suite where she showed me her penis..
- raksasa0
bad date - called up her friends and make them sit with us . :(
- woodyBatts0
Dutch, at least you got some!!
- pascii0
thechickswithdicks™
- Dita0
every date i've had until I met my present boyf was bad. i've got the worst dumping stories though !
- -_MU_-0
ok, i though to a decent one.
Met the girl in the day. Agreed to meet up that night. She slicked her hair back and put makeup on, I dodn't recognise her. She said hi to me, I blanked her cos I was looking for the girl I was sposed to meet.
DOH!
- MR_T0
Bet you won't feel that magnanimous when he dumps you
;-)
- woodyBatts0
I'm starting to feel i'm the only blessed with the horror!
- tara|gee0
woody i got a bunch
one guy was asking me if i wanted to "chill with him and his boy" lolone guy were in a cab he takes his pants down and tells me to "go to work"
i got too many to write here man!
- woodyBatts0
Hey I was paying you so get to work!
Tara that's what i'm talkin about!
- pooch0
to a girl to a good friends wedding the other day and she passed out.......
that's probably my worst.
- jox0
My friends hooked me up to a satanist once, blind date of course. Turns out she "saw the devil" in me and that it was "such a turn on".
Yeah, so I ran out and kinda left her alone with the expensive bill after 20 minutes... Fucking satan worshipper.
I've had several others, too - but with regular stupid chicks just not worth mentioning.
- woodyBatts0
Jox that rules!
Great story!