Bad Dating Stories
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- jox0
Well pink slip means either vulva or car contract.
- jevad0
vulva!
hee hee
- xrusos0
ha! i would've said "two weeks notice" but it was more like "10 minutes notice"
The beat goes on.
http://homepage.hispeed.ch/plast…
- xrusos0
ha tara! fast times at ridgemont high for sure.
Thank you Desmond.
I don't know. I like that.
- dave_bxcr0
met this girl who i took for a drinking session.
turned out she was one of the kind who loses speakingabilities after one too manys. at two in the morning i couldnt understand a single word she said. very embarrasing never called her again, ha!she had nice boobs tho for as far as i could tell. hmn.
- pascii0
*sees NT crowd making fine for going out
http://homepage.hispeed.ch/plast…
(don't forget to shave and douche!)
- dave_bxcr0
once i made a date with a fine brunette who called me the same evening she couldnt make it.
she told me she just removed her slight mustache adn her upperlip was all red, haha so she couldnt go out.
tuned out to be a good friend.
honesty rules and can be funny ha!
- Tara0
god i have sooo many
here's one
my friend set me up with this guy, said he was really cool blah blah blah
anyway i talk to him on the phone-he sounds really immature. tell my friend i don't want to go out with him. he convinces me to anyway.
we go out. he looks about 16,such a dork. i made the best of it but then i wanted to go home. we get into a taxi and i drop him off at train station because he lives in nj and i live in ny. then the kicker is, he says to me "aren't you going to walk me down to the train?"
- ********0
LOL sounds like my expereience with the jersey guys... tehy are all klass
- ozhanlion0
I couldn't read the threads but I know what's going on.
ok I just came back, from zero santigrad drinking a red wine which turns out to be the coldest wine I have ever drink, smoke some pot droppinh the top, oh I cannot continue.
- grayhood0
woah, this dude is wasted.
- waynepixel0
This is not a dating story, but a women I was seeing for about a week when I was at college.
I went out with this mental bitch from hell. When ever we argued she would just start freaking out and start kicking the shit out of me.
Crazy women was a man beater. What can I say, I could not hit back right.
It got really good when one night she threw a carving Knife at me. BITCH.
After that it was "see ya". NOT. Mental freak Women from HELL Man Beater.
- Peter0
Some 10 years ago a girl asked me what was the most kinkiest thing I've ever done.
By then I hadn't done anything out of the ordinary in terms of sex, of course other then doing it on a load of hay in a barn wearing a cowboy hat. And that's what I told her.
So to bring me up to pace she started to lick the palms of my hands.
Too bad I was such a coward then. Or perhaps it was the shroms that made me freak out about it. But I guess in retrospective it was a pretty good date.
- ********0
So to bring me up to pace she started to lick the palms of my hands.
PeterH
(mar 30 04, 17:56)
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Disgusting. One thing is licking fingers (which really turns me on), but the palms of the hands?! C'mon...
- tripleflux0
I went out with Taragee once. All she did was pound some PBRs and tell stories about 'Nam. Then she belched and told me told me to be ready for lovin.
- smoke0
i'm gettin flashbacks