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- ********0
the money issue isn't how much you make, but how much you spend
- rasko40
that penis was no subtle sign crouwel
- neue75_bold0
tell me more about women, crouwel...
- Jnr_Madison0
I always want what I haven't got and when I get it, I don't want it anymore.
- ********0
I always want what I haven't got and when I get it, I don't want it anymore.
Jnr_Madison
(May 28 06, 19:02)My life in a nutshell
- ********0
I've had many moments of clarity recently. By "clarity" I mean remembering what an asshole I am.
- mr_snuggles0
It seems as though I've already lost her, I guess I'd be more upset if I actually had her to begin with...
- Jnr_Madison0
I must go outside for smokes and pepsi and shit.
I am scared of the normal people outside.
Help me.
- Jaline0
I dedicate this post to magicpatch.
- Jnr_Madison0
I still have an irrational fear of supermarkets, well more the people who shop in them but it's harder to explain that so I just say supermarkets.
- Nairn0
Sitting here, wondering why.
- rasko40
I actually like supermarkets, the bigger the better, I could spend hours in a good one. Whole Foods was a relavation to me, I like that place, so overpriced and pretentious yet such goodies, oh such goodies, cant keep my hands off the natural cheetos and the root beer, the soya ice cream and those big cherry pie's, mmmmm they do a cherry pie you would die for. They do all this food under the guise of it being natural and vegetarian, but there I am, rubbing my hands with glee, shifty eyes as I load the cart with all manner of sugar filled crap.
- rasko40
Speaking of which I need to go shopping, Sainsbury's Metro - Sainsbury's fucking metro, apparently the word 'metro' has been reappropriated to mean 'small, crap choice, ripoff prices'
POC
- mr_snuggles0
Verse I
More than 100 years ago the foundation was laid for a retail group that is the number 1,
powerful brands in the best locations, but we are never done.
Markets are changing, competition is tough, customers want the best,
so customer focus, service is key, we’ll be better than the rest.Bridge I
The passion to serve means we go the extra mile,
the customer is king and every visit is worthwhile.Chorus
Maxeda, a passion to serve,
we will serve our colleges and our customers right.
Maxeda, a passion to serve,
the future starts now, the future is bright. (2x)Verse II
We focus on retail leadership in everything we do,
a culture of respect and I want to learn from you.
Training and education we’ll be working as a team,
if we do it all, and we know we can, success won’t be a dream.Bridge II
The power of 1 means you and me are we,
together we’re stronger ‘cause 1 + 1 = 3.Chorus
Maxeda, a passion to serve,
we will serve our colleges and our customers right.
Maxeda, a passion to serve,
the future starts now, the future is bright. (repeat)* get's more beer..
- kingjulien0
In the next life, my name will be Uzi Finkelstein, and I'll spend hours each day in front of the mirror crafting the most effervescent perm in the history of the Israeli army, and there will be a sign next to my tent that says, "Please do not disturb the Commander. He talks to God."
- Jaline0
I wonder if QBN will use this info to do experiments on us.
- rasko40
ok so I just went out to sainsburys to buy some food at last, I walk 30 secs up the street, there is a guy sat on the floor against a wall, rolling his jeans up to the top of his thigh to shoot brown, in front of him about 20feet to the side of one of those yellow rubbish skips is an old lady kneeling on the floor as if in prayer looking totally lost and slightly maniacal, before all these there is another old lady just stood there watching these other two, it was just one of those moments when I wish I had a camera, priceless shot. I walk past and turn the corner and right outside there is a police line all taped off around pizza hut and a securitas van with police all over.
I'm pretty glad I don't get stoned anymore, this would have ruined my walk.
- mr_snuggles0
haha. yeah, i got it. and you're a legend.
don't worry, i had a nightmare the other morning that one of my friends was getting married to mg33.
thanks again!
- ********0
me = \
jaline = /together, we're like this: X
- _salisae_0
don't forget about me!
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we're all this: *