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- shitehawke0
"WD-40® cleans and removes everything"
- pascii0
AAAAAAAHRG!
- shitehawke0
Or
"WD-40® cleans and removes anything you can imagine, and everything you can't."- why would i need to clean imaginary things?7point34
- cos you're a dirty minded bastard!shitehawke
- dropdown0
"WD-40® cleans and removes anything you' can think of... and some things you dare not."
- Horp0
Chossy whenever I reply to those hot chicky emails I get a knock on my door ten minutes later and a little old lady calls me a disgusting bugger and hits me with her shopping bag.
- _salisae_0
shitehawk and horp are both tim, am i right?
- _salisae_0
shitehawk and horp are both tim, am i right?
- Horp0
I am not Shitehawk Shari, I'm Ian, from Dublin.
Shitehawk is Spooky.- you created another screen name so you could talk to yourself, just admit it._salisae_
- I admit nothing. NOTHING!shitehawke
- but seriously though, you could be right.Horp
- chossy0
I just got off the phone with a lovely 'Geordie' lass I was asking her about some bodywork and painting I want done to my car, after I put the phone down I realised that just listening to her chatting made me smile, I really like 'Geordie' people especially the lassies not in a sexy way, although they will be, no doubt. I just end up smiling every time I am talking to them :) my gran was from the toon, and she was fully rad :D.
- ********0
shitehawk is ian, but not tim, another 3 letter name
- seen********
- Okay I'll be honest, it was me all along.
=DHorp - No Im a real person, I am. Looks at hand as it slowly fades away, drops guitar, staggers against speaker...shitehawke
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- megE0
my dream has always been to work on food court signage
*sigh
- chossy0
Last night instead of watching gundam episodes I decided to watch some 'Danger 50,000 Volts' episodes and I was laughing like a good un for ages heeee heeee. I well recommend watching it :). I used to watch it years ago and it's just as funny now as it was back then.
- chossy0
'wd-40, cleans up like a motherfucking son of a bitch'
- chossy0
'wd-40, can clean up a mess not even bill gates could buy his way out of'
- kelpie0
WD-40 - lubriCAN!
- I never thought of it as a cleaner, I thought it was mechanical lubricantkelpie
- it's corrosive to plastics so not recommended for many lubricant applications.chossy
- I am a really boring person amn't I.chossy
- I like this. check out the motherfucking creative writing on this cant.shitehawke
- aye, but My dad used to lubricate laiths and other heavy steel milling equipment with it, ye seekelpie
- flashbender0
I had a beer with lunch at the pub, now I just want more beer.
- Horp0
FFS, Someone's taken the studio next door to mine and she's a model. Everyone here has been saying its a bit hit and miss whether she's the right person to rent a studio to but is also quite excited to have her here because she's quite a connected person and is tres good for morale for the group (or so they believe). She moved in late last week and has spent the entire day today with a photographer doing a shoot in the kitchen / dining area. Like a full blown shoot. Stylists, lighting rigs, quad packs everywhere. She's moved all the furniture out and shut all the doors for some privacy which is just fucking great considering I can't fucking get out of the fucking building, go to the fucking toilet or get myself a fucking cup of fucking coffee or a fucking drink of fucking water unless I fucking leave via my fucking patio doors and walk about half a fucking mile along the seaport to the fucking exit.
Not a fucking clue.
- Leave a note which abuses her roundly.chossy
- get into your speedos and simply walk into the kitchen and ask where you need to be in the shoot.shitehawke
- with a can of WD-40shitehawke
- give her cockypascii
- ...tenderly - on her sexy lady bitspascii
- I thought I might just do a shit right outside the door so she treads in it when they end the shoot to go out for celery.Horp
- tell her she has a superficial profession. And that she will age and no one will care about her anymore.********
- laughing to death at every note here7point34
- chossy0
'wd-40 so fucking bitchin, we stuck a 'four oh' on the end to make yall recognize and shit yo!'
- chossy0
Found it!!!! this is the AUDI!!!! I actually like. It is called the s5 it is way nicer in real life for some reason. I think one of the reasons I like it is because the front bumper looks like a bozzspeed one. Anyway there you have it.
- oooh, nice Choss. You buying one?Horp
- Nope, I am getting my car sprayed in a couple of weeks. Black bonnet and boot and roof.chossy
- It will look cool I have already Got the black bonnet and boot, just waiting to get a spray shop to do my roof :D.chossy
- Nice.Horp
- I told ya chossy, to check out the a5/s5. Test drove one last week for shits and giggles. Nice. Very nice.********