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- shitehawke0
Spooks its clear what you must do, and time is of the essence.
You've got to destroy your hard drive quickly, I suggest going at it with an axe. Then douse your studio in petrol and burn it to the ground. You'll then need to relocate somewhere to lay low for awhile, perhaps the south of France maybe?This should all blow over in a bit though, perhaps 10 - 15 years.
- I think its just a case of waiting for the moral landscape to shift isn't it.Koopsy
- or the servers logs to be deleted, which of the two happens first.Fariska
- I've got a friend in France who had a similar problem, spooks. His name is Roman Polanski. Everything has worked out fine for him...********
- for him. He's just not allowed back in the US, that's all.********
- blog0
good morny!!
- Koopsy0
Oh god, I just shook hands with someone who clearly didn't feel they needed to shake my hand.
I hate charitable hand shakes even more than loose foamy handshakes.
- was it a wet fish handshake?shitehawke
- No, it was firm, bit it was surrounded by a bit of body language that said "Oh, you want to shake my hand do you? well, okay, quickly then"Koopsy
- you? well, okay, quickly then".Koopsy
- shitehawke0
I am going to be recieving 2 sets of hard-copy proofs from my client. One version with changes that they have marked up and another separate hard copy with changes marked up by a proof reader.
Now you may think that the sensible way of going about this would be mark up changes on one proof, send it on to proof reader have them put their comments on the same proof and just have one to minimise confusion.
Not my client, she flies by the seat of pants, shes a cavalier, a rougue, a loose cannon. A maverick, if you will.
- you werk for sarah palin?blog
- no, but both make me want to hit them in the face with a shovel.shitehawke
- locustsloth0
Mornin' all.
The new Chris Cornell album seems like it could be really interesting. First song is pretty good.
- http://new.music.yah…locustsloth
- would you post about that in the right goddamn place already? Jeesh. Some people.killthefish
- Koopsy0
I had a client a couple of years ago who commissioned me to do illustration and then mysteriously transmorphed the job into designing and laying out a little booklet. She was a fucking nightmare and one the day of going to print she called up with changes which she only had time to tell me down the phone.
There were about a hundred changes, all similar to this "Take page three out, call it page four but put it next to page 8 at the back, take page 8 and put it one the left hand side of spread 6, take the text from 4, swap it with 8 and put the old text from page 2 on page seven, shuffling everything along one page but deleting paragraph 3 from what will be page 5 and adding the four piece of new texts I just emailed you"
She was a shouty uptight horror and she told me about ten times the amount of the above example, then hung up. I got halph way through trying to reconfigure and she'd phone up and say "Right, we've been thinking about this and now we want you to..."
In the end I did have to tell her to fuck off and do it herself once I was on the 8th phone call and she was screaming like a psychopath down the phone at me for 'not paying attention'.
- Best bit was they were a government quango and I lodged an official complaint and got paid in full. LOLKoopsy
- i hate clients like this with a passion.********
- blog0
it was soooooo sunny this early morny at like 7am now its all dark and cloudy...
- canuck0
GOOD MORNING BLOG
- megE0
mornin' mornin'
too cold this morning, didn't go running, couldn't get the dog out of bed
- Mau0
I am fucked up
- canuck0
^MEG_E_BUMP^
- waterhouse0
Morning. Checking in.
- Can I have a street view?waterhouse
- morny!!blog
- no, we only have views of the male nudist colony, please enjoy your stay.blog
- megE0
is it acceptable yet to go into work in sweatpants?
hmm, no? dammit
- hot pants sweat pants then yes other wise never...blog
- if you work in a gym, yes.shitehawke
- Not acceptable.canuck
- the problem with sweatpants is worrying about another co-worker pulling them down...blog
- ive seen a few people who wore sweat pants to only forget to wear undies and well you know...blog
- Sweatpants and braces, problem sovled.Koopsy
- nopejuhls
- Koopsy0
Is everybody ready to cast aside their inhibitions and let all our hairs hang out with some improv work yet?
- COME ON, ITS FRIDAY!!!Koopsy
- Come on, lets play a game of Fuzzywuzzy. Pants off everyone...Koopsy
- I know a good place for that sort of thingkillthefish
- You got your dungarees, Tim?********
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CocoRosie listenig to makes me feel as if am in rainy, Paris, in some vague time, past , 123 francs in pocket, last pack of 555s,reading call girl adverts in Herald Trib, thinking about going to Moreau museum, which, without a doubt is best place for dalliance. That's wht I was thinking about on the commute. I probably had a stupid grin on my face.
- shitehawke0
At a bar last night and saw a few people getting shots and pouring tabasco sauce into them. Well my interest was piqued, so next round I asked them what they were drinking.
3/4 shot of vodka, 1/4 raspberry syrup and 20 drops tabasco. Apparently its a Polish drink they called it a mad dog.
raspberry and tabasco? mental.
- ive heard of tequila and tabascomegE
- Sounds rather disgusting.canuck
- bloody hell********
- yeah sounded nasty.shitehawke
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morning blessings on you all