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Jessica Teore recommends colleague Luana Sanson Design Director at National Cinemedia Luana was by far one of my most in tune Design Director's I have worked one-on-one with. There was n... Read more
Jessica Teore was recommended by colleague Luana Sanson Jessica was able to create out of the box ideas for the company's needs. Additionally she had very ... Read more- she's multiplying..neue75_bold
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- canuck0
JTEOREBUMP?
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G'day.
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Good morning blog!!!
Today's the day I win a 2009 Toyota Venza...- So is the venza just a matrix with a chopped roof?********
- and I become pope********
- I actually don't mind the look of the Venza. I wouldn't tell Tims no if they offered it to me anyway. :)dropdown
- Congrats Pope Digdre!!!dropdown
- Digdre you are not going to be made Pope just let it go will you its getting to be an obsession.********
- GOODLUCKcanuck
- I wouldn't say no to one either, D. Just sayin'.
Best of luck. Go get 'em tiger.********
- So is the venza just a matrix with a chopped roof?
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Just to be clear:
digz ≠ pope- There was some confusion?canuck
- For digz, I think, yes.********
- 7point340
oh her real name is jessica.
hahaha, i saw jessica teore and thought, "hmmm, that sound's awfully familiar."
then i saw canuck's comment and felt retarded
- her = theyneue75_bold
- jteore_bumpsneue75_bold
- Neue and Jteore are homies.canuck
- loljuhls
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Win / Gagnez un cafe / Coffee
- roll out your rim to sin..neue75_bold
- BUT ITS A TOYOTA VENZA COFFEE!!!********
- You slut. I haven't even won a free coffee yet.canuck
- Chef! I don't feel my knives********
- I'm gonna make vroom vroom sounds when I redeem this free coffee.dropdown
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Ok, after giving it a tought, i bought 15 fantastic four comics
vol3; #1-15- don't tell me I shouldn't, flav.********
- BECAUSE I DID IT ALREADY********
- AND I HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE********
- I applaud you starting with Fantastic Four, I really do. It's my favourite comic.********
- I'm glad you gave it some thought, tom.********
- Just say ... if you don't particularly like those 15 issues, don't give up on them. :D********
- ok. nice. how much are there?********
- just to make an approx. calculation of how much i'm about to spend on this new hobby of mine********
- Uhm ... Fantastic Four is on #563.
:D******** - The Volume 3 you are starting on, gets roped back into Volume 1 and it resets the numbers to coincide.********
- say what?********
- circle of life********
- don't tell me I shouldn't, flav.
- Mybookfacepage0
ok im at work, ive had my oatmeal... semiawake
lets get to it
- Hellocanuck
- Where should i disrobe?dropdown
- So, in the Mugs thread, were you just testing to see if we're still pigs? If so, test completed.locustsloth
- HI MEGE********
- ^MEG_E_BUMP^ ?canuck
- locustsloth0
-Downloaded 1Gb InDesign Trial
- Finally got to installing and realized i needed Mac OS updates
- Downlaoded updates
- Restarted
- No more InDesign installer
:(
- Mybookfacepage0
locus: the REASON i made this name is so I can go out in the normal threads and not 'appear' to a certain someone
that being said, i'm not going to post pictures of me on this sn
i didn't make this name for the general public, 90% of the ppl here i can handle
- I'm part of the 10%?********
- well you're from pittsburg flav... of course :)Mybookfacepage
- I'm from PITTSBURGH you DOLT! haha********
- Oh, I know who you are now!
Yay!******** - AH! i see. i thought it WAS under this name, since it was posted today.locustsloth
- eh... im protesting the silent HMybookfacepage
- Pittsburgh is the U.S.' number one misspelled city ... all because of that -H, haha.********
- I'm part of the 10%?
- 7point340
no one likes my just because thread
- neue75_bold0
just because you have an internet connection, doesn't mean you have to post in this thread...
- lol********
- *ok i'll get my things7point34
- was what I thought your thread was going to say..neue75_bold
- hahahha.
http://www.zomgbbqpw…********
- lol
- 7point340
i'll be sure to consult you next time i start a thread, snuggs
- I was just joshin man...neue75_bold
- this sounds much more pissy than i intended it7point34
- so did mine though..neue75_bold
- oooeeer. don't forget your handbag, love.shitehawke
- *gives neue a big man hug. grazes neue's butt, gets embarrassed. awkwardly backs away7point34
- you're both cunts********
- +1 on the pun.
... +Pun ... okay, I'll get my coat.********
- shitehawke0
why is there another coldplay thread? How come there are no threads about what we think of beige or gray?
meh.
- neue75_bold0
let's just bitch about each other in the secret blog thread..
- if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at allMybookfacepage
- nice fucking screen name...neue75_bold
- LOL********
- HAVE A NICE FUCKING WEEKEND********
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If you can't say anything nice, say it in a funny voice so that people think its funny.
- i picture skt sounds like gillbert gottfried7point34
- hahah********
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MOTHERFUCKING MOUSE.
This is the beginning of the end. Just imagining seeing myself, hunched in the fucking closet under the stairs while the mouse has gotten itself to the end, right where the ceiling meets the carpet. Fucker had nowhere to go. I'm hunched there in pajama pants, slippers, a bath robe. I've been "cleaning" ever since I saw the fucking thing, moving shit off the ground, throwing shit away. Fucker. Little LED flashlights I've been using, now all in the closet, lighting that fucker up. I can't squish myself down that way. My hair is going everyfuckingplace. There's a tennis racket. I throw the fucking racket into the place where the mouse is. Pull it back. Mouse sticks its little fucking head out. sumbitch. Fuck you. Fuck you. Littke fucking mouse. I shake up my fucking shake-to-charge flashlight. My plastic trash can is beside me, but I have no idea... how the fuck do you get a mouse into a fucking trash can? Fucker. Look for the switch on the flashlight. Look up.
FUCKER WHERE'D THE FUCKER GO? It's already beside me, zipping toward the closet door. I jump up, my head buried in clothes hanging in there. Fucker.
Turn around. It's running back behind my wife's desk. FUCKER. I haven't cleaned there yet. I start cleaning more shit, throwing out more shit. Methodically. Leaving a corner where it's gotta be, picking up everything on either side. I'll get you, fucker. Pick up a bunch of trash that has to go out into the hall, open the door to my office. THERE'S THE FUCKING ASSHOLE OUT IN THE FUCKING ENTRY HALL. How the fuck did it get there? And HOW THE FUCK WAS IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FLOOR WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR? What the fuck? Fucker. There's more shit on the floor out there. I grab the can. The fucker's under a roll of wrapping paper. Christmas. The christmas fucking wrapping paper still on the fucking floor. Where's the... THERE IT IS FUCKER. Running toward the front door, beside which there are more fucking places to hide NO YOU DON'T YOU FUCKER slam down the garbage can. It's gotta be under there, right? Gotta be. Hold it down. Those fuckers can squeeze real fucking small. Not getting out. Grab last year's desk-blotter calender, start shoving it under the fucking can. You're going across the street fucker.. are you still... wait. That's your fucking nose sticking out the side, against the box. How are you there? What the fuck... I keep pushing, shoving. Fucker.
finally i get it into the fucking can. It's dead. It's fucking dead, or acting like it. Must've broken it with the plastic can when I slammed it down.
Put water in the can. Walk outside, still in my pajamas, my robe. Throw the fucking thing out into the middle of the fucking street. Fucker.
Did I just hear something twitching in the corner????
- PonyBoy0
I was worried what people would think of me when I decided to finally create this post...
... I hope we're still friends.
