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Did I already mention I am in a book?
- canuck0
"- Nighttime was the right time to get tanked Friday in the Dutch town of Genderen.
An unmanned gas station began offering customers gas for 1 euro cent per litre, or about 1.5 cents Cdn per litre, due to a software glitch that occurred around midnight. That was a discount of more than 99 per cent. "
- 7point340
this is the book that tom thinks he's in:
- HAHAHAHHAAlocustsloth
- he's done us proud!emukid
- he has so many friends!7point34
- oh snap!canuck
- no happy birthday to you********
- ********0
totally forgot to upload the actuall logos..
- wtf... I mean this
http://www.tomhuvene…******** - congrats tom7point34
- nice logos, Tom.
the design of the pages is a bit strangeJaline - HA, i remember art directing you on this one.********
- i didn't art direct anything .. i just sent 3 llogos in. I don't like the pagesetup eitjer********
- wtf... I mean this
- ********0
how did this book thing manage to become such a mess of missed emails? and how can people suddenly turn up and say this is the first they've heard of it? fucking ridiculous
- ITS AN OUTRAGE.********
- for some reason my work address got a bunch. i don't remember telling anyone that address.********
- We got it out of a phone box in central london.Horp
- Nice jugs by the way.Horp
- Great pair of top bollocks.Horp
- Smashing cans.Horp
- Lovely baps.Horp
- Gorgeous paps.Horp
- Mily Boo-abs.Horp
- thanks. what do you think of my penis though?********
- Tastes a bit fishy. Didn't want to say but as you asked.Horp
- ITS AN OUTRAGE.
- Horp0
I'm stewing.
- you are a tomatolocustsloth
- I am a lamb.Horp
- i'm having stew for tea tonight.********
- in a pie.********
- so i'm really having pie for tea tonight.********
- Lamb: a project********
- I too am having pie tonight. Stew pie to be precise.Horp
- But without the pie element.
A stew, if I'm really honest.Horp - what can i say, i like pastry.********
- are you having dumplings tim?********
- ANSWER ME********
- Yes, but only vegetarian lentil CND vegandumplings though, not proper ones. = (Horp
- canuck0
I want to rent a-go-go caravan. how would I go about doing this tom?
- I think you need crack whores********
- with white boots********
- Tom is so talented that he doesn't need to do all that research stuff before creating a log.o.Jaline
- I for one, am atleast in a book. how much of you can say that ey.********
- I have...
(I think most of us said, "congrats", by the way...you're doing quite well)Jaline
- I think you need crack whores
- ********0
No fucking idea mate. No fucking idea.
- kelpie0
there's something about all that mint that hits you like a tonne of bricks
- I want a mint Aero now I've read this. Is it some kind of subliminal marketing?Horp
- too much mint?********
- I'm swooning********
- i had one yesterday. it cost me 3 dollars. cunts.********
- I like the parsley, I get the creaminess of the fish, but the mint spoils it for me. what does the fat greengrocer think?kelpie
- they have mint aero's in LA?Horp
- Jaline0
Give me your shirt, Paul.
- They are never being made again, are they...Jaline
- well, my name is josh, but alright...7point34
- off my back? steady on jaline.********
- can i call you chastity?7point34
- chest titty?Horp
- well where else would they be?
*looks confused and terrified7point34 - Horp has been with so many women that he "knows things". I can neither confirm nor deny his claims.Jaline
- When I try to pronounce your last name, I end up saying it with an accent, and I'm not sure why...Jaline
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i don't often look in the pic of the day thread... but this made me warm inside.
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horp can post notes that don't yet exist.
- it's an odd talent to be sure. much like when people ignore me before i even post7point34
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- see?********
- I can read all the invisible threads too. Its great.Horp
- 1/0=apocalypsekelpie
- http://farm2.static.…********
- see?
- Horp0
pre-emptive 7.34 ignore >
- Horp0
Fucking hell, my missus just bought in the supper.. stew and that... and the phone rang and it was another girl on the other end and she wanted to talk about 'boyfriends' so now I'm just sat here waiting for them to finish talking through the pro's and cons before I can chow down fuck it I'm chowing down anyway.
- do you bring your laptop to the dinner table?********
- And Queen Victoria not yet cold in her grave. What is happening to polite society?Horp
- haha, skt. how rude, SpookyJaline
- Dinner table? I've got a cushion on my lap and I'm on the sofa in front of the TV. The ketchup is on the table if I want it.Horp
- Dinner a la horp********
- I am the Royle family.Horp
- do you bring your laptop to the dinner table?
- ********0
when are oscars?
- Let me google that for you:
Feb. 22Jaline - jaline, tom's little bitch********
- jk********
- Let me google that for you:
- ismith0
Anyone know of a gallery of NIN covers by David Carson, and/or samples from Ray Gun mag? I'm doing a short (2 page orso) essay on David based on his quote in the Helvetica film, and would like some good samples to append...