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- Horp0
We're heading into one of those shit-storm periods where everyone gets the bloodlust on and rips everyone else's throats out and QBN have to stand amongst us like Judge Dredd on a killing frenzy, just to keep the place from going total armageddon.
- Nairn0
I'm not 'off' - I just need access to somewhere that's design-centric and vaguely community-based to inspire me each day. That, and with the thing I'm trying to start up, I need to start whoring myself out to all relevant parties, as much as I can.
There are too many people here who I love to ever 'leave'.
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- Well, except for you - I hate you.Nairn
- what have you been up to with your new starts?_salisae_
- er.. thusfar, veh little as I've got a current backlog with design clients - soon though, I'll be making doilies and suchNairn
- can't wait to see what this 'thing' is.
unless you mean literally whoring yourself out. ew.kelpie - what's all this then about sharting?longtongued_liar
- ********0
I get my hackles up over stupid shit so I'm kind of grateful for the assholes because it helps me recalibrate what I value. Mostly the obnoxious stuff is just puerile and embarrassing for the person though sometimes I wish I could have sidestepped the sewer sluice. Still, I'd rather the muck than some prissy falsity. I think pedobear is grounds for dismissal but it is far enough away from the sickness that some find it amusing.
Only when they are cruel and stupid will I say shut the fuck up.
Cruel in the sense of making pleasure from someone's else real pain or pride in an indifference to harm.-----advertisement------
QBN is fair most of the time.
- Fariska0
So once again a bloodbath about trolls on QBN?
I've no problem ignoring trolls and stuff and i never used the ignore function on NT but, yeah, wouldn't be such a bad feature to have.
- Horp0
Sometimes, whilst drawing a character for an illustration, I will draw a line to define a ladylump (under a tight teeshirt in this instance)... I am talking about a simple vector line that will portray the curve of a ladylump ... and I get a stirring in my loins. A sort of firming potential.
Its just a line though ffs. It could just as easily be a dolphin under a quilt and ... ooh, oooh hang on, that arouses me further.
- you have the power********
- The truth comes out about why I chose the Android...Jaline
- you have the power
- Greedo0
The previous ignore feature made me paranoid...
but if it helps keep some of the more esteemed ladies and gentlemen around, fuck it, bring it back. Wonder if they can integrate it tho in the way this is set up, like how would it deal with notes?
- Jnr_Madison0
Ah, fuck it.
- FUCK IT.Jnr_Madison
- fuck IT? or FUCK it?kelpie
- FOOOK IT !canuck
- ah, WASH IT!********
- we'll do it live?longtongued_liar
- no rest for the wicked?Greedo
- fuck every last one of you...Jnr_Madison
- I would.Jnr_Madison
- god fuck you all********
- FACK IT!!!locustsloth
- Greedo0
mechris
manchester, UG
Citizen since: 2005.
Last login: 12 minutes ago Broadcasts: 0
Topics: 1
Responses: 24- haha, it's getting to you, you're beginning to crack!!!Jnr_Madison
- what's a mechris?longtongued_liar
- He's alright with mecanuck
- Jnr_Madison0
2008 lurker award goes to (posted in blog today)...
stablemind
NYC, US
Citizen since: 2002.
Last login: 1 hour ago
Broadcasts: 4
Topics: 0
Responses: 5- let's just say he's not prolific.Jnr_Madison
- In other news, I have developed an irrational hate for the 'medium format' thread.Jnr_Madison
- Not due to it's contents, just hate the fucker.Jnr_Madison
- haha you know, i don't think i've ever beenlongtongued_liar
- don't even know what it's aboutlongtongued_liar
- oh it's about photographylongtongued_liar
- lol!********
- Horp0
Where the fuck is Emukid?
- Battling bears.canuck
- romping and frollicking out with 7.34 no doubtlongtongued_liar
- he's changed, maaaan. He's too cool for us now... He's hit the big time, gone hollywood...Greedo
- that fucking emulongtongued_liar
- Well I never liked him anyway. Stuck up, I always thought.
= )Horp - I felt the same way about that 7.34 cuntcanuck
- yeah he's a bit of a prude.longtongued_liar
- but i've heard the stories about his legendary genitals are completely truelongtongued_liar
- lucky bastardlongtongued_liar
- Horp0
I'm thinking of pitching for the Parpdecker account next year. Rumour has it that Ogleberry and Fumfknacker have dropped the bottom line and lost the client's confidence. The right stratgey combined with sparkling creative vision and Parpdecker could be my ticket to the big game.
- Who's with me?Horp
- I can't pay you mind, but the exposure will be phenomenal.Horp
- You would have a credit at the bottom of every web page.Horp
- THINK OF THE AWARENESS POTENTIAL!Horp
- I'd like to do thatFariska
- But i need to complete my pitch for Ironflux. Pretty big account, that one!Fariska
- would you help me?Fariska
- Fariska, you are on the team. Its going to be late nights, early starts, no reward, and maximum burnout.Horp
- I have some inside track on Ironflux. Reason the account is up for grabs...Horp
- ... they are seconds from filing for category 12 bankruptcy. My advice... STAY CLEAR AWAY.Horp
- Ok, but i can help you only if you help me to finish that other pitch, are you in?Fariska
- * calls Ironflex to enquire about pitch opportunities.Horp
- Nah sorry, got serious contacts in there, at the financial dept. They would tell me.Fariska
- Invitation pitch only sorry (and i got one), so, are you in?Fariska
- Okay, I'm in.Horp
- I am ignoring this********
- I'm working on the udderflex account, that is no account, or I'm a no account********
- longtongued_liar0
the philosophy thread makes me realize that though i consider myself a christian my moral code is decidedly atheistic
- It was a pretty dumb question, or "dilemma", though.********
- some part of you will burn in purgatory********
- You know what happens when you die?********
- ...********
- ...********
- ...********
- ...********
- NOTHING!********
- WHERE IS YOUR COUNT CHOCULA NOW?!?!!********
- i'll bring the sun blocklongtongued_liar
- It was a pretty dumb question, or "dilemma", though.
- ********0
I hate this shit
- hahaah that is atrocious.********
- the colors? the style? the bespoke letter shit? the photography vs. cheesy illustration? the horse?longtongued_liar
- calm down. there's no horselongtongued_liar
- there's a horse in there somewhere--I'm sure of it********
- BASTA, WASH IT********
- Whorse?********
- hey look, it's venus and jupiter!Greedo
- "They said they were hored by [Company Name] in April of this year." That was a misspelling I found yesterday that me and a fellow associate cackled at.********
- that me and a fellow associate cackled at. Really no context except the Whorse thing reminded me.********
- worse for wear, llc********
- "someday this pain will be useful to you"? the pain of looking at it?Greedo
- hahaah that is atrocious.
- ********0
For some reason I get Pizza John's daily fucking e-mails. I've never even eaten at one, or have one that would deliver to me anywhere I have ever lived. But I'm too lazy to unsubscribe.
However ... I busted out laughing like a hyena when I skimmed their latest e-mail subject...
"Wrap It. Stuff It. Give It. ..."
hahahahah, I bet someone at their company is having a very loud laugh on the inside and can't wait to let it out when they leave workk.
- locustsloth0
So the JK thread got nuked, eh? Please tell me he mentioned his living room before casting down his wrath
- Jaline0
Finally, the Smarties folks are focusing in on different colours, depending on which box you get.
Green and purple for the win. Especially green.
- yes. finally._salisae_
- You're mocking me :PJaline
- at last********
- the candy?longtongued_liar
- is there something else called "Smarties"? (I actually want to know)Jaline
- she's giving you lip, longtongue_salisae_
- *eats a red Smartie.
I refuse to eat you last!Jaline - I used to care about eating the best colours last. Now it's not so much of a priority for me.Jaline
- FUCK YOU, CANDY!********
- ********0
Hi, how are you guys?
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