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- mrdobolina0
sorry about the scooter, monkeyshines. Here is another little gem from that era:
some friends and I used to drive around to hotels and vandalize them late at night. So we go to this hotel by the local airport and are walking down the hallways stealing smoke detectors and putting them inside of a backpack, we must have had 30 of them when we happened upon a HUGE fire extinguisher. I broke the glass took the extinguisher and ran outside with it. began spraying it in the air as my friends pulled the car around. As I was just emptying the extinguisher into the air, the security van came around, I threw the extinguisher o the ground and jumped in the car. The security guard apparently got the license plate of my friends car and later that night he had the police at his door with a ticket for 'retail theft' for stealing the fire extinguisher, even though I was the one that did it. So I went with him to his court date and got all of the charges put into my name, explaining to the judge that they had mistakenly given the fine to my friend when I was the culprit. I was assigned a court date, went to court about a month later and the witness (security guard) didnt show up. they assigned me another court date, second date, no witness. Assigned another date. Third date, no witness and all charges were dropped. I am like the teflon don.
if you read this entire story, you should get back to work now... ;)
- unknown0
Please keep these coming. No better stories than ones like this.
BXCAR, I like your eloquence:
"lifted out of bed at 1am"
:D
- ********0
after the first judo-lesson my sister gave me a demonstartion of what she had learned and bruised my wrist.
my answer was a giving her a haircut when she was asleep.never saw somebody soo angry in the morning, she kicked a hole in the door of my room and so on and so on...
- unknown0
when I was about 18-19 me and friends used to go to this club called the bowgie which was right next to the beach just out of town, you could avoid a cab fare if you walked across the beach and stripped half naked to cross the river on your return (unless the tide was out) - on our way back through the dunes we came across this ice cream hut and being drunk and hungry decided to try and get in, the door didn't budge but to my amazement a few hard pushes on the side of the roof and the whole thing just came apart so theres 4 of us sticking our arms in and grabbing loads of choc bars off the top shelf, friend x decides he wants ice cream so he climbs in and starts handing out loads of mars ice creams etc - our pockets are totally crammed.. suddenly the alarm goes off and we all cane it leaving him struggling to get out now the roof had closed, we're all caning it through the dunes and across the beach pissing ourselves laughing as we're munching on ice creams taking one bite and chucking them away, we must have left a candy trail nearly all the way back into town, classic times.
- fits0
me and my group used to go put smoke bombs on peoples door steps ... ring the doorbell and run, usually to a location we could watch them freak out. it was great times for awhile.. like we got chased by a guy in his tighty whites.
it all ended when i ended up putting one on the deputy sherrif's door and he busted me. i had no idea it was his house though.if this inspires anyone:
the hint is to put it between the door and the screen door so when they open the door the smoke fills the house.
- paulrand0
peed on someone's car
- monkeyshine0
In highschool we put (sad to say it was my idea) some visine in my history teachers coffee cause she gave us a pop quiz.
- mrdobolina0
does that really work monkeyshines?
Also, nice one rasko.
- monkeyshine0
um...yeah, it worked too well. there's nothing subtle about the reaction so it was obvious that we'd done something. whole class almost got expelled over that one.
- Gorbie0
i shot a man in Reno.
just to watch him die.
- unknown0
I use to be a "Coyote," transporting illegals from Mexico into the United States in a beat up old chruch van.
Not really, but I do hear they make fairly good wages.
- unknown0
I can't remember too many I was involved in, but great ones from friends.
But a friend's house got toilet papered by his girlfriend and all her drill team friends. Major job as his whole front yard was a forest.
To get even, on a Saturday night he and some guys on the baseball team stole a few pick-up truck loads of metal house for sale signs (about waist high, two metal spike type of poles to put them in the ground) from all around town, and planted them all in a girls front yard.
They didnt' do his girlfriend's yard because her dad had golf-like turf grass that he took good care of-he would have killed all of them if even one had been driven into the yard.Best part is, I wasn't with them, didn't know they had done that, but drove by that victim's house the next morning and almost crashed my car. Must have been like 80 signs in their yard.
- ********0
Wait, me being a vandal or me being vandalized or both?
- ********0
Once was seriously jacked growing up in the Northside of Pittsburgh. A group of young white teens I hung with beat a bunch of African American adults in hoops. I mean we trounced them and they got pissed and pulled out pistolas and decided to pistol whip a friend of mine. To make a long story short, eventually the Five-Oh came and F'ed them up. Those were crazy days, circa 1988.
- ********0
'... a candy trail nearly all the way back into town, classic times. '
rasko
hehe
- ********0
I used to shoplift a lot as a teen and also my buddy and I stole cars as well as selling drugs. Stopped that shit as soon as I got busted doing all three and turned my life around heh ehee ;) But you never forget those days and I guarantee I would whoop half the Mofo's I've either worked with or hung with the last 10 years. It's funny when the kids you grew up with are either dead or in prison. :)
- ********0
theres this stuff you put on wounds to keep them disinfected.
we call it mercurichrome. its red. it doesnt (!) go off for days.i gave my dear sister a birth mark ,the size of a pancake, on the face when she was asleep
she didnt go to school
nothing but brotherlove
- unknown0
hahah thats good of you :)
thats what sisters are for right?
- algorithm0
murder
- ********0
i wasnt a troublemaker though