Hoodlum Activity
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- grafiske
Tell your best / most intense story of being a vandal/thief/hoodlum etc.
Wether you got caught or not...
- unknown0
stole a boat when I was at college in Falmouth ( port town in UK), pulled up alongside a Navy Frigget and pieced up along the side - took ages one of us spraying the other trying to keepthe boat in the right position - bastard navy had painted the thing over before we could get a pic the next morning! such a laugh though
- mrdobolina0
one time a friend and I were driving around drinking 40's in a van at like 3am and we stole a honda elite scooter, we drove it around for a while and I couldnt crack the lock on the handlebars to move them, so I opened the backdoors while we were moving and pushed the scooter out into the middle of the street going 35 mph. It bounced and slid down the street, sparks were shooting everywhere. Pretty ill.
Stupid to think about doing now, but was funny at the time.
- unknown0
I spraypainted a cop and got away with it.
- unknown0
yeah - it was a 'sleeping policeman' and you were doing community service!!
- monkeyshine0
damn you, mrdobolina..it was YOU who stole my honda elite and then trashed it. damn hoodlum!
- vespa0
sometimes I stand on the left on the escalators at the tube. I've never been caught yet.
- unknown0
Hey rasko - I've seen those build-it-yourself Navy Friggets sets in toystores, comes complete w/ glue, paint and stickers to put on the finished model
- unknown0
ok you caught me out -but I can tell you my mum wasn't happy with the glue I spilt on the carpet!!
- Mimio0
When I was a skater punk I once rolled a bowling ball across a parking lot, bounced it off a curb into the air and lodged it into the door of a moving car. Subsequently my freind and I were chased for about 2 hours around town by the stunned motorist.
- ********0
13 years old, me & a couple of bored kids went into this empty building, found a gascanister and turned it into a flamethrower with some tape and a pice of piping.
Scared the shit out of some sleeping bats and tried out setting fire to some wallpaper that was hanging of the walls.
got out of hand, fire smoke everywhere and splitted, leaving the can there.when we got back home we could hear the firefighters pull out.
Nothing happened, no dead blown up firefighters.pfffew
- jox0
Me and my best friend called the local mall and said there was a huge bomb hidden in a plant inside their mall. We didn't think it was a very big deal and I had totally forgotten the day after.
And then I read the paper. Front page.. hehe.. oops! (We were like 12)Other than that I'm a pretty nice guy. Except for frequent street racing and stuff like that.
- ********0
front paper news is the best!!!
- ********0
me and my sister were home alone. she was thirteen and decided to get some mc donalds with mums car.
all well,
on her way back she grinded the car againt the garage, she totally in panic. we got the car finally back in the right postion and i thought of a storey that i crashed my bike into the car when i rode it into the garage and we decided to call m&d after i totally crashed my bike with a shovel.m&d said dont worry, we'll see how bad it is later
we were lifted out of bed at around one in the morning.
there was carpaint on the garagedoor
- unknown0
ROFL keep these coming.
---I got asked to watch a neighbor's kids once, they had a pool, and somehow when playing with the kids in the backyard with a hose I managed to totally fill the hot tub with mud.
The father came home and saw it-crystal clear pool water and the hot tub totally brown and murky.Pretty hilarious I think.
- grafiske0
Those are some beautiful tales.
My favorite, maybe not most intense is me and my friend spray painting "Ben Ricard Rocks" and "Chris O'Toole Rules" on the school abuot 5 ft by 15 ft each.
They got questioned by the cops, not us.
Until my friend stole a liscense plate from a car 5 feet away from his and left the car there, it was a small town, they figure it out.
- ********0
i was 17
i made up a story about being ill in order not to go to schoolmum left around 10 for a businessmeeting in germany which would take her all day leaving me with some nasty videos under my bed and a nice spliff or two
i was on the couchchecking out the moving bodies and having a very relaxing smoke when my mum bustled in, she had forgot some important documents.
thats how she found out i smoked weed. she couldnt send me to school cause i was so messed up
- vespa0
you lot are naughty.
I went to a catholic highschool and in the first year we had a "religious education" party at end of term. Me and my best friend spiked the coke with jim beam and the whole class got unexpectedly drunken.
Then one of the girls in the class called up the headmistress and dobbed me in - busted! I got suspended for a week and my friend got off scott free cos I always look naughty even if I havent done anything...
- ame3yst0
i always download mp3 and porn movies on office, hehehe
ive never been caught.. and hope that will never happened
- ********0
needless to say but if i'd have been caught for all the stuff i usualy was up to i wouldnt be sitting here
im a good boy now
still its fun to go through all those memoires now, héhé
- jox0
Oh I almost forgot! I was about 15 years old, i think..
I had bought a large sticker that said "f*ck you bitch!" (in swedish) but I didn't know where to put it becuase dad wouldn't let me have it on my window..
After a little thinking, I came up with the brilliant idea of putting it on the back bumper of my mom's car so people would point and laugh at her. So i sneaked out late one tuesday night and put it there >:)
So she comes home the night after, slams the door and yells "SO I GOT PULLED OVER TODAY BECAUSE SOME MORON PUT A VERY OFFENSIVE STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY CAR. I had to explain to them for 30 minutes that it wasn't mine and I had no idea who put it there"
Heheh >:)