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- unknown0
troublemaking=bad
having fun=good
- ********0
yeah its simple
- ********0
I was plain and simple B-A-D. As in Bad News when I was a kid, I must have been spanked about 200 times in school.
- blackspade0
ok you guys sound like you need to go and confess your sins...
"the idea is for anyone to anonymously confess to anything. it actually feels kind of good to know that someone will read it."
- scarabin0
when i was twelve i dragged my mattress out into the backyard and set fir to it because i was bored.
between the ages of 15 and 18 i stole about 70 different books on the occult and art from a books-a-million.
when i was eight i was at a red lobster restaurant with my parents, and took off to "see the lobster tank". i learned at school that day that dialing 911 was free, and decided to try it out on all the payphones there, one by one. next thing i know two firetrucks, an ambulance, a helicopter, and every squad car in the city shows up.
- unknown0
jazX, you were just bad because you liked the spankings.
wheres The Teacher when you need him? ;)
- scarabin0
oh, and i pulled the fire alarms in two different banks when i was six because they said "pull". i think i started crying from all the noise and ensuing chaos.
- toastie0
a few years ago, me and two of my friends took acid and decided to all put on rollerblades and skate around NYC at night, tripping balls (hey, it wasn't my idea!!). everythign went pretty well until my friend rolled out into the middle of the street and a cab almost hit him in full speed. The driver stuck his head out of the car as he was driving as started yelling at him, and BOOM! smashes right into a car coming down the street it was crossing. Man, we bolted like crazy from there, thought the guy killed himself or something, but saw both drivers climbing out of the cars as we were running away.
- scarabin0
i was in a judo class in grade school, and one day, feeling like some kind of karate master kicked through all the fragile boards in a gazebo in our apartment complex and got my parents fined.
about that time i was given a compound bow, and used to go around the complex parking lots shooting arrows through the grills of cars because i found that it set off their alarms.
i think this was around ten.
- ********0
what a bullshit
- scarabin0
why would i bullshit over something so dumb?
i was a pretty bad child.
- ********0
... as in bad news
- ********0
some stories get an add-on here i think
- unknown0
If you read the following on grouphug, it's me:
When I was 16 I got incredibly drunk at a college graduation party from drinking straight margarita mix liquid-no ice, no crushed ice. Just liquid.
Bathroom door in these people's house was locked. Shut myself in a bedroom, vomited all over the wall and floor while sitting on a bed.
Was very scared. Took off my shirt, took off my under-shirt and cleaned up as much of the throw-up as I could, opened the closet door and stuffed the puke soaked t-shirt into a cowboy boot. Left as if nothing had happened.
Found out a couple years later that the couple eventually noticed a putrid oder coming from the air vent I partially puked in, and the boot.
I apologized. Such is life.
- ********0
yeah I ought to go and beat the teacher up now. he and she beat me too hard. bastards! well it was probably good for me. :)
- ********0
I thought I'd give this one a bump as this thread was pretty funny.
Anymore nostalgia?!
You must remember one thing:
Theres no sex in the champagneroom.
- ********0
yeah exactly, especially because of the Bike incident heheheee funny
- ********0
bump
classic thread this one haha