God spoke with zeros
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- dopepope0
Does god know which is the best microwavible veggie burger?
- ********0
I think your full of shit, no offense ;)
- timajick0
unvegetable burger
- crapmeister0
everybody needs a zero, right?
- paulrand0
I'd like to hear what you discussed with your wife and son-- unless you're trolling, in which case...
- Mal0
- unknown0
"hello, wife, son - I was talking to the microwave the other day and it told me that I should quit my job and become a serial killer, how do you feel about it?"
- ********0
maybe like God was like hungry or something?
- ********0
- jg_20
- monkeyshine0
For some reason I'm feeling very happy that I'm not in the shoes of the wife sitting at home not knowing what her husband is about to lay in her lap.
- jg_20
the pics above were joking. dont wanna offend anyone here.
anyway:
"For example - you meet someone who interests you and touches your soul. Through synchronicity - that person seems to come into your life over and over again. You begin to feel a destiny with that person. You begin to think with your heart instead of your head. You connect with that person. In some cases the karma between the two people is positive - but in many cases you have attracted that person into your life for a learning lesson whether you are aware of it or not. "
taken from 4cv link......
oh shit, man, not today.....
- unknown0
I experience synchronicity far too frequently, its wierd and yet good.
When something major happens you cant help but feel that you must be on the correct path, or at least very close.
I think I keep missing my turn tho.
- Mal0
more Jung.
- shannen0
Glad to know you think God has time to be your personal show dog.
- zoiks0
hello, wife, son - I was talking to the microwave the other day and it told me that I should quit my job and become a serial killer, how do you feel about it?..........................
Very funny. that gave me a good laugh!!
Back from lunch now. I told her about my microwave exposure....
But I forgot to tell you all something that makes this a little more hard for me to dismess....
- mitsu0
when i used to listen to the radio, back before all the creed sound-alikes were aired, there were a few instances when i 'sensed' what was about to be played and was in fact, correct...
:o
- unknown0
do tell us what the other thing was
- Bio0
ok... here is one for ya:
i was singin this song by the band Camper Van Beethoven (later reformed as Cracker) and the song had not been released for radio play ever. so like 6 yrs after the album came out, here i am singin this song and then i clock out to go home and as i am still singing the song, i crank up my car and holy fuck!!!! that song was on the local radio station that only plays top 40 hits.
true story.
so now then we can assume which of the following:
A. Bio is lying to make a point (which i am not)
B. strange things happen all the time. if you had monkeys in a room for a such and such number of years, they would type out the english dictionary.
C. Camper Van Beethoven heard me singing and decided to bless me with their music using their omnipotent power of radiowave control stuff thingies.the correct answer is:
it was pure fucking chance and weird shit with incredible odds happens all the time. think about the trillions of things you do during your day. now out of those trillions, you can imagine that something weird and against the odds is gonna happen sooner or later in the course of damned near every day.anyway, whatever. if you are convinced that god was talking to you thru a microwave, then that is good and fine. just dont quit your job or do anything stupid because of it. . . and PLEASE for the love of g@d, dont tell anyone that god speaks to you thru a microwave.
